Trollzilla, did you have a chihuahua named Taco? was: The maggots made manure out of Kristines brain

[Carol Shubert]

"Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:mf6dnTBU4LwHwzfcRVn-***@comcast.com...

: Carol Shubert wrote:
<snip>
: > Trollzilla/"Tux"/"Kristine" claims she has suffered terribly, in this
: > post from February 2000: http://tinyurl.com/4ufs9 - Here's one
: > paragraph from that pitiful little weepy post, where she's
: > pretending to explain why she's a kooky freakazoid (her words).
: >
: > <<I'm just a crazy kooky freakazoid, that acts this way
: > because?... Maybe it was seeing my best friend kill
: > himself with a shotgun, that even made it on CNN...
: > and I, or even his family, could not stop him.
:
: Eeeeyikes!
:
: Maybe it
: > was because my little 17year old Chihuahua "Taco"
: > died in my arms exactly one year ago and it still hurts
: > me when I think about it.
:
: That's tragic.
:
: > It's an interesting post from Miss Kristine/Trollzy, you should
: > read it all and the whole thread. A fascinating picture of
: > Trollzilla at work: lying about lies she lied about with more lies.
: > Totally weird.
: >
:
: If it's true it's heartbreaking.


Let's ask.

Trollzilla, yoohoo! Is that post about a suicidal friend and a dying
pet, under your ditamask/Tux/etc. identity, quoted above, fact or
fiction?

Do you think it makes sense to write song parodies about
maggots eating a baby's corpse [e.g.this one you wrote
http://tinyurl.com/6r7yd], when you used the death of your
chihuahua as a pitiable excuse for your bizarre behavior in
Madonna's group back in Feb 2000?

Does it make sense to you that you would cackle your butt off
laughing about Boydette's brother's suicide, like the way you
posted a link to the Roger Miller song 'Dang Me' because her
brother hanged himself? Do you think it's funny that someone
Boydette loved killed himself, while you portray yourself as so
heartbroken that a friend of yours shot himself and you
'could not stop him'?

You were lying, weren't you? I'm sure you were: There was
no suicidal friend, and no 'Taco' dying in your arms, was there?
You're a fraud with ice water in your veins, aren't you? You were
just posting a sob-story so that you could weasel out of some
trouble you got into with other posters in Madonna's group,
right? Your google history shows what a dedicated liar you are.

But if it's true, how fair would you consider it to be if Boydette
laughed about your suicidal friend? She could post a link like
http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/spicegirls/273/shotgun.mid
like you posted a link to the Roger Miller song. I think that
would be fair, by your standards, if noone else's. Would you
admire her cleverness if she did that, as you seem to think
others should admire you? How about if I wrote five or six
song parodies about your dead dog? Would you enjoy that?

I would never use the death of anyone/pets you loved to
try to hurt you; that's one of the most despicable, disgusting
things one person can do to another.

Isn't it?
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

: Subject: Re: "How about if I wrote five or six song parodies about
: your dead dog?" --Red Ox
:
:
: "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> bawled...
:
:
: > Let's ask.
: >
: > Trollzilla, yoohoo! Is that post about a suicidal
: > friend and a dying pet, under your ditamask/Tux/etc.
: > identity...
: > http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/spicegirls/273/shotgun.mid
: >
: > I think that would be fair...How about if I wrote
: > five or six song parodies about your dead dog?
:
: Instead of getting back to your clay, your paintings and your worldly
: travels, pawn? :O


Answer the questions, doofus. My original post, in response to
a Roofshadow post:

<< > Trollzilla/"Tux"/"Kristine" claims she has suffered terribly, in this

Post by Carol Shubert
post from February 2000: http://tinyurl.com/4ufs9 - Here's one
paragraph from that pitiful little weepy post, where she's
pretending to explain why she's a kooky freakazoid (her words).
<<I'm just a crazy kooky freakazoid, that acts this way
because?... Maybe it was seeing my best friend kill
himself with a shotgun, that even made it on CNN...
and I, or even his family, could not stop him.

Roofie: Eeeeyikes!

Post by Carol Shubert
Maybe it
was because my little 17year old Chihuahua "Taco"
died in my arms exactly one year ago and it still hurts
me when I think about it.

Roofie: That's tragic.

Post by Carol Shubert
Maybe it has something to
do with all the fun and goofy times I've had with my
friends. Right or wrong, this is what I am.>>
It's an interesting post from Miss Kristine/Trollzy, you should
read it all and the whole thread. A fascinating picture of
Trollzilla at work: lying about lies she lied about with more lies.
Totally weird.

Roofie: If it's true it's heartbreaking.
...

Let's ask.

Trollzilla, yoohoo! Is that post about a suicidal friend and a dying
pet, under your ditamask/Tux/etc. identity, quoted above, fact or
fiction?

Do you think it makes sense to write song parodies about
maggots eating a baby's corpse [e.g.this one you wrote
http://tinyurl.com/6r7yd], when you used the death of your
chihuahua as a pitiable excuse for your bizarre behavior in
Madonna's group back in Feb 2000?

Does it make sense to you that you would cackle your butt off
laughing about Boydette's brother's suicide, like the way you
posted a link to the Roger Miller song 'Dang Me' because her
brother hanged himself? Do you think it's funny that someone
Boydette loved killed himself, while you portray yourself as so
heartbroken that a friend of yours shot himself and you
'could not stop him'?

You were lying, weren't you? I'm sure you were: There was
no suicidal friend, and no 'Taco' dying in your arms, was there?
You're a fraud with ice water in your veins, aren't you? You were
just posting a sob-story so that you could weasel out of some
trouble you got into with other posters in Madonna's group,
right? Your google history shows what a dedicated liar you are.

But if it's true, how fair would you consider it to be if Boydette
laughed about your suicidal friend? She could post a link like
http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/spicegirls/273/shotgun.mid
like you posted a link to the Roger Miller song. I think that
would be fair, by your standards, if noone else's. Would you
admire her cleverness if she did that, as you seem to think
others should admire you? How about if I wrote five or six
song parodies about your dead dog? Would you enjoy that?

I would never use the death of anyone/pets you loved to
try to hurt you; that's one of the most despicable, disgusting
things one person can do to another.

Isn't it? >>


Answer my questions, Trollzilla.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: Subject: Re: "How about if I wrote five or six song parodies about
: your dead dog?" --Red Ox
: > Let's ask.
: >
: > Trollzilla, yoohoo! Is that post about a suicidal
: > friend and a dying pet, under your ditamask/Tux/etc.
: > identity...
: > http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/spicegirls/273/shotgun.mid
: >
: > five or six song parodies about your dead dog?
: Instead of getting back to your clay, your paintings and your worldly
: travels, pawn? :O
Answer the questions, doofus. My original post, in response to
<< > Trollzilla/"Tux"/"Kristine" claims she has suffered terribly, in this

Post by Carol Shubert
post from February 2000: http://tinyurl.com/4ufs9 - Here's one
paragraph from that pitiful little weepy post, where she's
pretending to explain why she's a kooky freakazoid (her words).
<<I'm just a crazy kooky freakazoid, that acts this way
because?... Maybe it was seeing my best friend kill
himself with a shotgun, that even made it on CNN...
and I, or even his family, could not stop him.

Roofie: Eeeeyikes!

Post by Carol Shubert
Maybe it
was because my little 17year old Chihuahua "Taco"
died in my arms exactly one year ago and it still hurts
me when I think about it.

Roofie: That's tragic.

Post by Carol Shubert
Maybe it has something to
do with all the fun and goofy times I've had with my
friends. Right or wrong, this is what I am.>>
It's an interesting post from Miss Kristine/Trollzy, you should
read it all and the whole thread. A fascinating picture of
Trollzilla at work: lying about lies she lied about with more lies.
Totally weird.

Roofie: If it's true it's heartbreaking.
...
Let's ask.
Trollzilla, yoohoo! Is that post about a suicidal friend and a dying
pet, under your ditamask/Tux/etc. identity, quoted above, fact or
fiction?
Do you think it makes sense to write song parodies about
http://tinyurl.com/6r7yd], when you used the death of your
chihuahua as a pitiable excuse for your bizarre behavior in
Madonna's group back in Feb 2000?
Does it make sense to you that you would cackle your butt off
laughing about Boydette's brother's suicide, like the way you
posted a link to the Roger Miller song 'Dang Me' because her
brother hanged himself? Do you think it's funny that someone
Boydette loved killed himself, while you portray yourself as so
heartbroken that a friend of yours shot himself and you
'could not stop him'?
You were lying, weren't you? I'm sure you were: There was
no suicidal friend, and no 'Taco' dying in your arms, was there?
You're a fraud with ice water in your veins, aren't you? You were
just posting a sob-story so that you could weasel out of some
trouble you got into with other posters in Madonna's group,
right? Your google history shows what a dedicated liar you are.
But if it's true, how fair would you consider it to be if Boydette
laughed about your suicidal friend? She could post a link like
http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/spicegirls/273/shotgun.mid
like you posted a link to the Roger Miller song. I think that
would be fair, by your standards, if noone else's. Would you
admire her cleverness if she did that, as you seem to think
others should admire you? How about if I wrote five or six
song parodies about your dead dog? Would you enjoy that?
I would never use the death of anyone/pets you loved to
try to hurt you; that's one of the most despicable, disgusting
things one person can do to another.
Isn't it? >>
Answer my questions, Trollzilla.

Batten down the hatches - we're in for another major foamdown/k00k-out
when little Kristine reads this poast!!

[Carol Shubert]

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
:
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > more information, going back years
:
: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: Oh well...
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
:
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..


Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.

My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?

I had a full physical which included a neurological
examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.

Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
course!

Have a simply super duper day!
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Art Deco]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > more information, going back years
: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: Oh well...
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
I had a full physical which included a neurological
examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
course!
Have a simply super duper day!

All kooks have extremely high IQs:

<http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>

--

[Hi there, Red Dog :]

Post by Art Deco

Post by Carol Shubert
: > more information, going back years
: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: Oh well...
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
I had a full physical which included a neurological
examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
course!
Have a simply super duper day!

<http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
--

(((BUMP)))

[König Prüß, GfbAEV]

Post by Hi there, Red Dog :

Post by Art Deco

Post by Carol Shubert
: > more information, going back years
: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: Oh well...
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
I had a full physical which included a neurological
examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
course!
Have a simply super duper day!

<http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
--

(((BUMP)))

Another spud!

[Carol Shubert]

<K�nig Pr��>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message news:***@ranunculus.org...
:
:
: "Hi there, Red Dog :" wrote:
:
: > Art Deco <***@127.0.0.1> wrote in message news:<301120042208004785%***@127.0.0.1>...
: > > Carol Shubert <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote:
: > >
: > > > "Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in
message
: > > > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > > > :
: > > > : >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > > > : > more information, going back years
: > > > :
: > > > : The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: > > > : Oh well...
: > > > : "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: > > > : month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the
Hospital
: > > > : for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: > > > :
: > > > : ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
: > > >
: > > >
: > > > Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
: > > > my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
: > > > relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
: > > > betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
: > > > and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
: > > > point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
: > > >
: > > > My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
: > > >
: > > > I had a full physical which included a neurological
: > > > examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
: > > > me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
: > > > to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
: > > > are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
: > > > proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
: > > > IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
: > > >
: > > > Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
: > > > course!
: > > >
: > > > Have a simply super duper day!
: > >
: > > All kooks have extremely high IQs:
: > >
: > > <http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
: > >
: > > --
: >
: > (((BUMP)))
:
: Another spud!
:


Look here - THAT one suffered some kind of strange mutation:
Loading Image... What do you
think could cause a thing like that, König?

Luckily I was able to snap a photo of it with my Pentax Optio
555 before that little spud exploded.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[König Prüß, GfbAEV]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > >
message
: > > > : > more information, going back years
: > > > : The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: > > > : Oh well...
: > > > : "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: > > > : month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the
Hospital
: > > > : for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: > > > : ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
: > > >
: > > >
: > > > Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
: > > > my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
: > > > relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
: > > > betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
: > > > and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
: > > > point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
: > > >
: > > > My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
: > > >
: > > > I had a full physical which included a neurological
: > > > examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
: > > > me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
: > > > to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
: > > > are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
: > > > proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
: > > > IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
: > > >
: > > > Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
: > > > course!
: > > >
: > > > Have a simply super duper day!
: > >
: > >
: > > <http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
: > >
: > > --
: >
: > (((BUMP)))
: Another spud!
http://whyfiles.org/shorties/images3/phead2.gif What do you
think could cause a thing like that, König?
Luckily I was able to snap a photo of it with my Pentax Optio
555 before that little spud exploded.

Ack! The potatoes are taking on a life of their own!

I only have an old Miranda, they don't even make them any more.
The Miranda Historical Society
http://www.mirandacamera.com/

[Roofshadow]

Post by König Prüß, GfbAEV

Post by Hi there, Red Dog :

Post by Art Deco

Post by Carol Shubert
: > more information, going back years
: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: Oh well...
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
I had a full physical which included a neurological
examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
course!
Have a simply super duper day!

<http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
--

(((BUMP)))

Another spud!

Did you notice that she forgot to sneck AUK?

LOL

[Carol Shubert]

"Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:J_mdnfnojtzdYTDcRVn-***@comcast.com...
: König Prüß wrote:
: >
: > "Hi there, Red Dog :" wrote:
: >
: >
: >>Art Deco <***@127.0.0.1> wrote in message news:<301120042208004785%***@127.0.0.1>...
: >>
: >>>Carol Shubert <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote:
: >>>
: >>>
: >>>>"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in
message
: >>>>news:***@posting.google.com...
: >>>>:
: >>>>: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >>>>: > more information, going back years
: >>>>:
: >>>>: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: >>>>: Oh well...
: >>>>: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: >>>>: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the
Hospital
: >>>>: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: >>>>:
: >>>>: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
: >>>>
: >>>>
: >>>>Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
: >>>>my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
: >>>>relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
: >>>>betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
: >>>>and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
: >>>>point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
: >>>>
: >>>>My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
: >>>>
: >>>> I had a full physical which included a neurological
: >>>> examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
: >>>> me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
: >>>> to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
: >>>> are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
: >>>> proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
: >>>> IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
: >>>>
: >>>>Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
: >>>>course!
: >>>>
: >>>>Have a simply super duper day!
: >>>
: >>>All kooks have extremely high IQs:
: >>>
: >>><http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
: >>>
: >>>--
: >>
: >>(((BUMP)))
: >
: >
: > Another spud!
: >
: >
: >
:
: Did you notice that she forgot to sneck AUK?
:
: LOL
:


That must have been a particularly enjoyable potato for her!
I mean, it's not easy to distract Kristine/Trollzilla from her
dedicated cowardice.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: >
: >
: >
: >>
: >>>
: >>>
message
: >>>>: > more information, going back years
: >>>>: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: >>>>: Oh well...
: >>>>: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: >>>>: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the
Hospital
: >>>>: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: >>>>: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
: >>>>
: >>>>
: >>>>Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
: >>>>my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
: >>>>relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
: >>>>betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
: >>>>and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
: >>>>point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
: >>>>
: >>>>My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
: >>>>
: >>>> I had a full physical which included a neurological
: >>>> examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
: >>>> me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
: >>>> to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
: >>>> are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
: >>>> proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
: >>>> IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
: >>>>
: >>>>Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
: >>>>course!
: >>>>
: >>>>Have a simply super duper day!
: >>>
: >>>
: >>><http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
: >>>
: >>>--
: >>
: >>(((BUMP)))
: >
: >
: > Another spud!
: >
: >
: >
: Did you notice that she forgot to sneck AUK?
: LOL
That must have been a particularly enjoyable potato for her!
I mean, it's not easy to distract Kristine/Trollzilla from her
dedicated cowardice.

I bet it had lots of bumps and ridges on it...

[Carol Shubert]

"Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:lJidnQ2-GtBmizPcRVn-***@comcast.com...
: Carol Shubert wrote:
: > "Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > news:J_mdnfnojtzdYTDcRVn-***@comcast.com...
: > : König Prüß wrote:
: > : >
: > : > "Hi there, Red Dog :" wrote:
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >>Art Deco <***@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
: > news:<301120042208004785%***@127.0.0.1>...
: > : >>
: > : >>>Carol Shubert <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote:
: > : >>>
: > : >>>
: > : >>>>"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in
: > message
: > : >>>>news:***@posting.google.com...
: > : >>>>:
: > : >>>>: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > : >>>>: > more information, going back years
: > : >>>>:
: > : >>>>: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: > : >>>>: Oh well...
: > : >>>>: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: > : >>>>: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the
: > Hospital
: > : >>>>: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: > : >>>>:
: > : >>>>: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>>Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
: > : >>>>my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
: > : >>>>relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
: > : >>>>betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
: > : >>>>and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
: > : >>>>point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>>My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>> I had a full physical which included a neurological
: > : >>>> examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
: > : >>>> me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
: > : >>>> to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
: > : >>>> are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
: > : >>>> proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
: > : >>>> IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>>Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
: > : >>>>course!
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>>Have a simply super duper day!
: > : >>>
: > : >>>All kooks have extremely high IQs:
: > : >>>
: > : >>><http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
: > : >>>
: > : >>>--
: > : >>
: > : >>(((BUMP)))
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > Another spud!
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >
: > :
: > : Did you notice that she forgot to sneck AUK?
: > :
: > : LOL
: > :
: >
: >
: > That must have been a particularly enjoyable potato for her!
: > I mean, it's not easy to distract Kristine/Trollzilla from her
: > dedicated cowardice.
: >
:
: I bet it had lots of bumps and ridges on it...



She was reminiscing about those sweet "cucumbers of
summer" days.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >>
: > : >>>
: > : >>>
: > message
: > : >>>>: > more information, going back years
: > : >>>>: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: > : >>>>: Oh well...
: > : >>>>: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: > : >>>>: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the
: > Hospital
: > : >>>>: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: > : >>>>: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>>Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
: > : >>>>my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
: > : >>>>relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
: > : >>>>betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
: > : >>>>and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
: > : >>>>point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>>My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>> I had a full physical which included a neurological
: > : >>>> examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
: > : >>>> me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
: > : >>>> to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
: > : >>>> are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
: > : >>>> proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
: > : >>>> IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>>Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
: > : >>>>course!
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>>Have a simply super duper day!
: > : >>>
: > : >>>
: > : >>><http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
: > : >>>
: > : >>>--
: > : >>
: > : >>(((BUMP)))
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > Another spud!
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >
: > : Did you notice that she forgot to sneck AUK?
: > : LOL
: >
: >
: > That must have been a particularly enjoyable potato for her!
: > I mean, it's not easy to distract Kristine/Trollzilla from her
: > dedicated cowardice.
: >
: I bet it had lots of bumps and ridges on it...
She was reminiscing about those sweet "cucumbers of
summer" days.

What a dirty little girl!

[König Prüß, GfbAEV]

Post by Roofshadow

Post by König Prüß, GfbAEV

Post by Hi there, Red Dog :

Post by Art Deco

Post by Carol Shubert
: > more information, going back years
: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: Oh well...
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
I had a full physical which included a neurological
examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
course!
Have a simply super duper day!

<http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
--

(((BUMP)))

Another spud!

Did you notice that she forgot to sneck AUK?
LOL

I figure after the vote list, it's a done deal; so she's giving up.

[Roofshadow]

Post by König Prüß, GfbAEV

Post by Roofshadow

Post by König Prüß, GfbAEV

Post by Hi there, Red Dog :

Post by Art Deco

Post by Carol Shubert
: > more information, going back years
: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: Oh well...
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
I had a full physical which included a neurological
examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
course!
Have a simply super duper day!

<http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
--

(((BUMP)))

Another spud!

Did you notice that she forgot to sneck AUK?
LOL

I figure after the vote list, it's a done deal; so she's giving up.

That would be cool - I'd love for her to go into a full-blown k00k-out
on AUK!

[Jack Selman]

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 12:15:44 -0500, Roofshadow

Post by Roofshadow

Post by König Prüß, GfbAEV

Post by Hi there, Red Dog :

Post by Art Deco

Post by Carol Shubert
: > more information, going back years
: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: Oh well...
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
I had a full physical which included a neurological
examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
course!
Have a simply super duper day!

<http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
--

(((BUMP)))

Another spud!

Did you notice that she forgot to sneck AUK?
LOL

I guess she thought Art Deco was fresh meat, and got so excited she
did not notice auk in the groups line.

==================================

Post by Roofshadow
Hell, I might have even posted
that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a
twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below
the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all
What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows
that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's
true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about

[Roofshadow]

Post by Jack Selman
On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 12:15:44 -0500, Roofshadow

Post by Roofshadow

Post by König Prüß, GfbAEV

Post by Hi there, Red Dog :

Post by Art Deco

Post by Carol Shubert
: > more information, going back years
: The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: Oh well...
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
I had a full physical which included a neurological
examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
course!
Have a simply super duper day!

<http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
--

(((BUMP)))

Another spud!

Did you notice that she forgot to sneck AUK?
LOL

I guess she thought Art Deco was fresh meat, and got so excited she
did not notice auk in the groups line.

Yeah - the prospect of someone new to feed tends to get her all worked up.

[Carol Shubert]

"Art Deco" <***@127.0.0.1> wrote in message news:301120042208004785%***@127.0.0.1...
: Carol Shubert <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote:
:
: > "Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in
message
: > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > :
: > : >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > : > more information, going back years
: > :
: > : The last time you got "dragged" to the hospital?
: > : Oh well...
: > : "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: > : month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: > : for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: > :
: > : ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
: >
: >
: > Trollzy, you're so JEALOUS! Haha! You're jealous because
: > my IQ is above 60, and because I was tested by a psychiatrist
: > relative to a neurological problem due to a spinal injury. I'll
: > betcha you wish you had an IQ in the three digits numbers,
: > and I'll betcha you wish you had gone to a psychiatrist at some
: > point in your life. It's not too late for you, Trollzy - maybe.
: >
: > My entire post you dug up, let's see it all, shall we, snookums?
: >
: > I had a full physical which included a neurological
: > examination at a psychiatrist's office. The doctor told
: > me I was the first patient in all his years of practice
: > to get the sequential test part 100% correct. Those
: > are the facts Trollzilla read and then blew up out of
: > proportion. The psychiatrist also told me I have a high
: > IQ and should go back to college for my masters, btw.
: >
: > Too bad they don't give degrees for Bozoism - you'd ace that
: > course!
: >
: > Have a simply super duper day!
:
: All kooks have extremely high IQs:
:
: <http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm>
:
:


Every rule has its exception: Trollzilla.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

König, have you noticed you're totally invisible to Trollzilla?

If you've got some kind of secret that makes you undetectible
to Trolly, I wish you'd consider marketing it! You could set
up your own eBay store, call it "Trollzilla's Bane Enterprises"
- and make a fortune.

(I just hope whatever you use doesn't involve animal sacrifice
or John Dillinger's dried phallus or precious bodily fluids.)
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[König Prüß, GfbAEV]

Post by Carol Shubert
König, have you noticed you're totally invisible to Trollzilla?
If you've got some kind of secret that makes you undetectible
to Trolly, I wish you'd consider marketing it! You could set
up your own eBay store, call it "Trollzilla's Bane Enterprises"
- and make a fortune.
(I just hope whatever you use doesn't involve animal sacrifice
or John Dillinger's dried phallus or precious bodily fluids.)

Probably, I'm considered already defeated.

Hey, I could been a contender!

Stelllllllllllaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Well, it involves garlic and sweet potatoes,
and things best not mentioned at tea time.

By the light
Of the silvery moon
(good for tap dancing, huh?)
I want to spoon
With my honey
I'll croon a tune

[Carol Shubert]

Crossposted to auk without additional comment.
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
:
:
:
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >
: >
: > forgives her husband
:
: Because your husband pushed you into a wall causing the death of your
: unborn baby? Do you feel guilty knowing that you were in an "abusive
: relationship" long *before* the death occured? That's right, you were
: so caught up in your denials and you convinced yourself that "mental
: abuse" wasn't *real* abuse. Idiot, did you think that the "stress"
: could never kill the baby? If the "wall" didn't kill it, your "stress"
: surely would have.
:
: Oh well...
:
:
:
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
:
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
:
:
:
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >
: >
: > dweamin
:
: When you're frothing at the mouth and typing quickly and angrily,
: after being thrashed, trashed and trounced by TH3, typos are bound to
: happen.
:
: <chortle>
:


Guvf x0bx vf n jvaare!
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >
: >
: > dweamin
: When you're frothing at the mouth and typing quickly and angrily,
: after being thrashed, trashed and trounced by TH3, typos are bound to
: happen.
: <chortle>
Guvf x0bx vf n jvaare!

V ubcr fb - rirelbar cyrnfr erzrzore gb ibgr!

[Carol Shubert]

TROLLZILLA POST 2:

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
:
:
:
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >
: >
: > I'll probably be offline before the weekend
:
: You'll being having "some tests" run on yourself?
:
: Oh well...
:
:
:
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
:
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..

[Carol Shubert]

TROLLZILLA POST 3

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
:
:
:
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >
: >
: > "Red DOG... knowing that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"
:
: <chortle>
:
:
:
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
:
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..

[Carol Shubert]

TROLLZILLA POST 4:

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
:
:
:
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >
: >
: > I'll bet
:
: ...that Nia is wondering if you'll ever wash your hair or if you'll
: change the smelly kitty litter?
:
: <chortle>
:
:
:
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"

[Carol Shubert]

TROLLZILLA POST 5

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
:
:
:
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >
: >
: >: > a step in the right direction
: >:
: >: Your 100s of feedings in the last week **after** you wept that you
: >: needed to get away from usenet and your PC for "a long time"...due
: to
: >: the fact that you've been feeding the very ones [for over a year]
: that
: >: you vowed to *never* feed, ever, over a year ago...and due to the
: fact
: >: that you wept 'bout how your previous flamewars w/ the regs at afkr
: >: forced you and your bipolar lantern jaw into a hospital bed? =O
: >
: >
: > Fa
:
: [Evasion Noted] <spank>
:
:
:
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"

[Carol Shubert]

TROLLZILLA POST 6

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
:
:
:
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >
: >
: > I was tested by a psychiatrist
:
: See sig:
:
:
:
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"

[Carol Shubert]

Trollzilla is blathering like a crazed moron in alt.fan.keanu-
reeves tonight, rearranging my posts from other threads,
tossing out a word or phrase of mine out of context,
twisting sentences all around and then responding to her
fabrications. Trollzilla's much to cowardly to post to auk,
but you can't miss her blatherings in alt.fan.keanu-reeves.
A sampling of a dozen posts from one half-hour period:


<1> of <12>
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >: > She'll say everyone who voted for her is a "frother,
: >: You...foamin' with that lantern jaw jutted, and with sad eyes,
: >: carpet-clawing, jumpin' up and down chin-quiverin' teeth grinding
: OLD
: >: fattened skull?
: >: Oh well...
: > Th
: [Evasion Noted]
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"

<2> of <12>
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > I said:
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..

<3> of <12>
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > --Red Ox, the willing pawn :)
: Proof:
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..

<4> of <12>
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > She's the last soldier in an ancient flamewar that took place in afkr
: > about 7-8 years ago
: You mean more like "8-9 years ago" - When you fought with the regs at
: afk-r in "1996 or before"?
: Oh well...
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..

<5> of <12>
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > I was overwhelmed by the flamewar
: Then you went in for "some tests" ...I trust. ;)
: Oh well...
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..

<6> of <12>
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > really wanted to cry
: Every night?
: Oh well...
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..

<7> of <12>
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > your words SCARE me
: Are you feeling down?
: <cachinnating>
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..

<8> of <12>
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > I vowed to ignore you
: "I'm finished...I'm through responding to them. Who bloody cares what
: they say, think or do?" [Aug 8, 2003]
: ~*Carol*, the most ruined and unhinged hypocrite ever - over 1
: year later *Carol* is still "reading" and "responding" and still
: giving out ignore advice...while she remains too dismantled and
: clobbered to ever take her own advice. Fact.
: http://keanuville.com/carotalk.html
: http://internettrash.com/users/bathroomgirls/teefprob.html
: http://keanuville.com/cemetery.html

<9> of <12>
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > You see, painting
: The painting, clay squeezing and Kool-Aid stirring that you have
: planned for yourself?
: <chitter>
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..

<10> of <12>
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > a diseased mind
: The painting, clay squeezing and Kool-Aid stirring is what the Doctor
: ordered for you?
: <chitter>
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..

<11> of <12>
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > I leave usenet.
: Doctor's orders?
: H'Oh!
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..

<12> of <12>
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > real out of control frother.
: "I'm looking forward to leaving in 2 days..I can stay a
: month..flamewars dragged me down..Carol is checking into the Hospital
: for some tests..The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ"
: ~Carol, fighting her weak willed self for nearly 10 years..

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> blathering like a crazed
moron...
:
: > Lines: 172
:
: *slap*
: *slap*



C'mon, potato! Come on outta there!
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
Trollzilla is blathering like a crazed moron in alt.fan.keanu-
reeves tonight, rearranging my posts from other threads,
tossing out a word or phrase of mine out of context,
twisting sentences all around and then responding to her
fabrications. Trollzilla's much to cowardly to post to auk,
but you can't miss her blatherings in alt.fan.keanu-reeves.

Yeah - she's k00king out on AGC too!

[Carol Shubert]

"Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:J_mdnf7ojtyPYTDcRVn-***@comcast.com...

: Carol Shubert wrote:
: > Trollzilla is blathering like a crazed moron in alt.fan.keanu-
: > reeves tonight, rearranging my posts from other threads,
: > tossing out a word or phrase of mine out of context,
: > twisting sentences all around and then responding to her
: > fabrications. Trollzilla's much to cowardly to post to auk,
: > but you can't miss her blatherings in alt.fan.keanu-reeves.
:
: Yeah - she's k00king out on AGC too!


I guess she's warmed up to the idea of winning kook
awards. By now she has probably invented a full-blown
fantasy that the kook awards are gestures of adoring
subservience by the 'feeder masses' who have been
awed by her strength and cleverness.

You read her remark that auk is a group for "feeders",
didn't you? She's a goofy little girl.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > Trollzilla is blathering like a crazed moron in alt.fan.keanu-
: > reeves tonight, rearranging my posts from other threads,
: > tossing out a word or phrase of mine out of context,
: > twisting sentences all around and then responding to her
: > fabrications. Trollzilla's much to cowardly to post to auk,
: > but you can't miss her blatherings in alt.fan.keanu-reeves.
: Yeah - she's k00king out on AGC too!
I guess she's warmed up to the idea of winning kook
awards. By now she has probably invented a full-blown
fantasy that the kook awards are gestures of adoring
subservience by the 'feeder masses' who have been
awed by her strength and cleverness.

[eyeroll]

Post by Carol Shubert
You read her remark that auk is a group for "feeders",
didn't you? She's a goofy little girl.

And she's the biggest "feeder" out there - she couldn't even stop
herself from feeding Chatterly even when it was made clear to her that
LC is a bot!

[Carol Shubert]

"Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:lJidnRK-GtBDizPcRVn-***@comcast.com...
: Carol Shubert wrote:
: > "Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > news:J_mdnf7ojtyPYTDcRVn-***@comcast.com...
: >
: > : Carol Shubert wrote:
: > : > Trollzilla is blathering like a crazed moron in alt.fan.keanu-
: > : > reeves tonight, rearranging my posts from other threads,
: > : > tossing out a word or phrase of mine out of context,
: > : > twisting sentences all around and then responding to her
: > : > fabrications. Trollzilla's much to cowardly to post to auk,
: > : > but you can't miss her blatherings in alt.fan.keanu-reeves.
: > :
: > : Yeah - she's k00king out on AGC too!
: >
: >
: > I guess she's warmed up to the idea of winning kook
: > awards. By now she has probably invented a full-blown
: > fantasy that the kook awards are gestures of adoring
: > subservience by the 'feeder masses' who have been
: > awed by her strength and cleverness.
:
: [eyeroll]
:
: > You read her remark that auk is a group for "feeders",
: > didn't you? She's a goofy little girl.
: >
:
: And she's the biggest "feeder" out there - she couldn't even stop
: herself from feeding Chatterly even when it was made clear to her that
: LC is a bot!


Lol! Her OCD is so controlling, she emotionally relates
to LC in spite of her silly self. (And I'll bet she's still
responding to LC - she's just not posting her responses
for all to see anymore.)
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: >
: > : > Trollzilla is blathering like a crazed moron in alt.fan.keanu-
: > : > reeves tonight, rearranging my posts from other threads,
: > : > tossing out a word or phrase of mine out of context,
: > : > twisting sentences all around and then responding to her
: > : > fabrications. Trollzilla's much to cowardly to post to auk,
: > : > but you can't miss her blatherings in alt.fan.keanu-reeves.
: > : Yeah - she's k00king out on AGC too!
: >
: >
: > I guess she's warmed up to the idea of winning kook
: > awards. By now she has probably invented a full-blown
: > fantasy that the kook awards are gestures of adoring
: > subservience by the 'feeder masses' who have been
: > awed by her strength and cleverness.
: [eyeroll]
: > You read her remark that auk is a group for "feeders",
: > didn't you? She's a goofy little girl.
: >
: And she's the biggest "feeder" out there - she couldn't even stop
: herself from feeding Chatterly even when it was made clear to her that
: LC is a bot!
Lol! Her OCD is so controlling, she emotionally relates
to LC in spite of her silly self. (And I'll bet she's still
responding to LC - she's just not posting her responses
for all to see anymore.)

She very well might be - I don't read all the groups she's infested so I
don't know.

[Carol Shubert]

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

: Re: Red Ox Runs For The Hills...

And finds a little mouse hiding under a pile of leaves. The
Jewish princess picks up the mouse as it screams, "Yeh,
you wanna go another round wif' me, crybaby?" And the
princess laughs and throws the mouse over to Castle Auk,
where it is shredded to pieces before it even hits the floor.
Poor little stupid 'DidSomeoneAskforaMoron' mouse.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > you have so much "stren'th"
:
: Because your "friends" at AFK-R can't wait for you to leave? ;B
:
: <chortle>


Do you think they'd rather have you stay than I, if given a
choice (BW excluded, needless to add). Any group that
wants you richly deserves you, sunshine! I just feel sorry
for those who will reap future benefits from all your enablers.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > you have so much "stren'th"
: Because your "friends" at AFK-R can't wait for you to leave? ;B
: <chortle>
Do you think they'd rather have you stay than I, if given a
choice (BW excluded, needless to add). Any group that
wants you richly deserves you, sunshine! I just feel sorry
for those who will reap future benefits from all your enablers.

Well... AUK wants her but she's too much of a coward to post THERE.

[Carol Shubert]

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: Carol is checking into the Hospital for some tests

... but only in Trollzilla's make believe fantasy world where
all the bad mommies who don't protect their babies from
abusive men are always cry-ing and run-ning away from
mean bull-y girls like DidSomeoneAskForAMoron. In the
real world, Carol never checked into a hospital for tests
at all and is feeling spec-tac-u-lar, physically and
emotionally, which is tear-ing poor Troll-y to pi-eces.

: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > I won't be around
: Because Nia is worried about you?
: Oh well...

Does anyone out there speak Moron? She's slipped into
pure Moronese now and my Trollzilla Moron Dictionary
is the 1999 edition, and doesn't have all this extra stuff.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[erasmus]

http://www.ardice.com/Games/Video_Games/Sports/Golf/Microsoft_Golf_Series/1999_Edition

[Carol Shubert]

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
:
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >
: >
: > really wanted to cry
:
: Every night?
:

You did?
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
:
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > my brother
:
: The one you called a "faggot"?

Link it or lump it, liar.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > Bon voyage
:
: Because Nia has been on the phone with your Doctor?
: <chortle>


What does my saying bon voyage have to do with anyone
being on the phone with a doctor? Have you completely
slipped into a fantasyland? What *IS* this nonsense you're
prattling about today, you stupid cow?


: > emotional cripple
:

Of course you are. But you hobbled your own brain, so
enjoy your online fantasies - that's all you've got, isn't it?
Seriously. Isn't it?
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Re: "The psychiatrist said I have a high IQ" ~Carol
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: > it's not easy
: <spank> ;B


I see you now have both feet in your mouth. Very becoming.
I like the winky nervous tic thing you've got going with your
right eye, too.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Did Someone Ask For A Mental Gnat?" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in
message news:***@posting.google.com...
: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >
: >
: > so controlling
:
: <spank> ;B
:
:


Your girdle? Well, you shouldn't wear it around your head.
Oh, yeah, you have to, don't you, considering where your
head is.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)