The wisdom of Snoopy

[Carol Shubert]

Hi all: If you've read my special message at
my website you already know I'll be going
offline, within the next week or so, and
probably won't be back online again for quite
awhile. I didn't want to disappear without
saying goodbye

Well, that makes a change from the old "I'm
going to the hospital for tests and will return in
a few days" routine.

LOL! I had serious health problems for several years, that's
true, and the old flamewars dragged me down. But I'm
recovered from all that and I feel mahvullus!

Red Ox has perpetuated flamewars since 1996
or before, as you're fully aware of...flamewars that
actually make her physically ill, so she claims...
been better if Red Ox could take her very own 'gnore
advice for once, instead of bouncing off her walls...

Poor little Trollzy, pleading to be ignored, so she can continue
to live in her fantasy worlds where she makes all the "bad
people" cry and feel afraid of her silly self. You are so lame.

You lasted longer than usual this time, and
you were able to stay more stable for a longer
time, and it's good that you're taking
someone's advice and stopping before you
make yourself seriously ill this time.\

BW must have taken a course in Trollzilla Logic. BW and
Syn were capable of hurting me because they are intelligent
and interesting, and Syn has a great sense of humor -- and
they played very dirty - as you know, Trollzilla, because you've
been ripped to pieces by Syn, for example, several times.
You, on the other hand, Trollzy, are dull and unintelligent
and boring and silly. Nothing you say or do even disturbs
me.

Lasting longer probably did more damage than
what she's been accustomed to, that's why she's
frothing at the mouth, clawing at the carpet and
pulling at her hair worse in the last 4 days than
she's done in the last 4 years.

Oh sweetie, I have been having a WONDERFUL TIME kicking
your ass these past few days. It's so *liberating* to rip your
lameass fantasies to shreds and drag you out of all your
"just ignore me" and "go away" bolt holes over and over
again. I just wish I had a couple more weeks to bounce
you around the court, but I'm going offline for a few months.
I have a brand new beautiful car, brand new computer,
tons of projects I can't wait to start, and travel!

I recommend that you take a few months off, Trollzilla. Man,
if anyone ever needed to get off the internet and get back
to the real world, it's YOU, sweetums.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

Hi all: If you've read my special message at
my website you already know I'll be going
offline, within the next week or so, and
probably won't be back online again for quite
awhile. I didn't want to disappear without
saying goodbye and thanks for all the
laughs, fun and insight. I've made a couple
of good friends here and I hope we'll stay in
touch.

Why are you going off line? I tried to go to
your web site, but it appears to be broken?
Syn

It would seem that Red Ox has found herself in the
position where she won't be the one to make her own
decisions for awhile - *moving* shouldn't have anything
to do with throwing her website away, or having to wait
to be granted some online time.

(a) Pow!!!!!


Damn, another bozo suit exploded on you, Kristine! How many
of those do you go through in a month, anyway?

I'm not moving until next spring, in all probability, Dumdums.
I have a bunch of new toys, a lot of new expenses, and I'm
an internet junkie who often spends too much time surfing
the net while neglecting other things I love to do. I have tons
of paint, canvas, clay and new photography equipment and
that's one reason I'm feeling so great now -- I'm looking
forward to a world without toxic morons like you where I can
get into my writing and other artistic pursuits -- the other
reason is I'm finally bouncing you all over the court, which
you've been begging me to do for over a year. Enjoying it?
Boyoboy, I AM! =)

P.S. If you'd like me to stay online another month and kick you
around some more, it's no trouble at all, sweetheart.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

Hi all: If you've read my special message at
my website you already know I'll be going
offline, within the next week or so, and
probably won't be back online again for quite
awhile. I didn't want to disappear without
saying goodbye

Well, that makes a change from the old "I'm
going to the hospital for tests and will return in
a few days" routine.

Red Ox has perpetuated flamewars since 1996 or
before, as you're fully aware of...flamewars that actually
make her physically ill, so she claims...been better if
Red Ox could take her very own 'gnore advice for
once, instead of bouncing off her walls...

You lasted longer than usual this time, and
you were able to stay more stable for a longer
time, and it's good that you're taking
someone's advice and stopping before you
make yourself seriously ill this time.\

Lasting longer probably did more damage than
what she's been accustomed to, that's why she's
frothing at the mouth, clawing at the carpet and
pulling at her hair worse in the last 4 days than
she's done in the last 4 years.


Are you trying to make that sound stupider than it sounded
the first time you said it? Are you trying to suck up to BW?

Your foolishness is music to which I dance. Play it again,
Trollzilla!
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <***@webtv.net> wrote in message news:566-41A9EA03-***@storefull-3153.bay.webtv.net...

Carol fell to her knees, laughing at me...

Post by Carol Shubert
the old flamewars dragged me down.

*SNAG!!!*

*SICK NASTY AND GOOFY [Kristine]: understood.

Yes, sweathog, the old flamewars dragged me down, I'll
say it again and give you another putrid orgasm, you
goofy little girl. You see, sweetie, human beings (who
are sane) are capable of being *hurt* by other humans
whom they admire or respect in some way, even if they
dislike them. This is especially true for sensitive human
beings. You know. Like you've pretended the singer Coco
Lee is (which she may or may not be) - you've written
posts about how good and sweet she is. Well, I'll betcha
Coco has "feelings" and can be "hurt", and I'll betcha she
may even get "angry" when she sees someone else being
"abused". Oh, this would be so much simpler if I could
just design a coloring book for you. I'd call it "COCO GETS
HURT" and draw you pretty pictures and give you crayons,
and something might sink in to your lantern head,
eventually.

I'll bet you're fascinated by human feelings, aren't you?

Post by Carol Shubert
BW and Syn were capable of hurting me

Not very good at this, are you, feeder?


Back to the YOU'RE A FEEDER tap dance again, Trollzy?
Love your two-song cd: (1) PLEASE IGNORE ME CAROL
and (2) PLEASE IGNORE ME CAROL REDUX.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Hi there, Red Dog :]

Post by Carol Shubert
DAMN YOU!

*snag*

Post by Carol Shubert

Post by Carol Shubert
Red Ox charges [limps] for the sword behind the red
"...DAMN YOU!" Red Ox

[your self-snag has been duly noted...d'OH!!]
*giggle*

How much did you pay for your used Canon?

Never said I bought a used Canon, Ox.

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

Wall-bouncing Enflamed Baboon Buttocks writes:

: >> *giggle*


Why don't you let the folks in alt.usenet.kooks see you giggle,
Trollzilla?
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

Post by Carol Shubert
Why don't you let the folks in alt.

..why were you spanked out of AGC, so easily? Your
feedings caused you to get that insecure there? :P

*giggle*


Did that mean old male your mommy left you with tickle
you after he fed you mashed potatoes? Did he make you
giggle when you really wanted to cry? Do the posters at
auk remind you of him? Is that why you eliminate their
group from your replies? I volunteered to stop posting at
agc because everyone there is so sick to death of you,
and I can truly sympathise with that. Why are you afraid
to copy your posts to auk?
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

:
: I just bought a new camera bag, another 67 system, used 35mm Nikon
: system, etc...



{{{ rolling on the floor laughing }}}
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[s***@softhome.net]

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 10:32:49 -0600, "Carol Shubert"

Post by Carol Shubert
: I just bought a new camera bag, another 67 system, used 35mm Nikon
: system, etc...
{{{ rolling on the floor laughing }}}

That is pretty funny.

Syn

[Carol Shubert]

<***@softhome.net> wrote in message news:***@4ax.com...
: On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 10:32:49 -0600, "Carol Shubert"
: <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote:
:
: >"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >news:***@posting.google.com...
: >
: >: I just bought a new camera bag, another 67 system, used 35mm Nikon
: >: system, etc...
: >
: >{{{ rolling on the floor laughing }}}
:
: That is pretty funny.
:
: Syn


Thanks to her photography composition expertise, just
seeing a cardinal sometimes makes me laugh out loud.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[s***@softhome.net]

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 15:49:51 -0600, "Carol Shubert"

Post by Carol Shubert
: On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 10:32:49 -0600, "Carol Shubert"
: >
: >: I just bought a new camera bag, another 67 system, used 35mm Nikon
: >: system, etc...
: >
: >{{{ rolling on the floor laughing }}}
: That is pretty funny.
: Syn
Thanks to her photography composition expertise, just
seeing a cardinal sometimes makes me laugh out loud.

That has to have been one of the funniest things I've ever read
here...

Syn
"I want to see a male cardinal in that shot, w/o the tree and the
horizon being both placed dead center, exactly where they shouldn't
be." Trolzilla... being trolled, hooked and reeled in.
http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html

[Carol Shubert]

Post by Carol Shubert
Thanks to her photography composition
expertise

(a) You wouldn't last one second against me,
behind a camera, in the studio or outdoors, or
in a discussion...care to test me, amateur? ;)

BB knew better than to test herself, and she's
probably advanced compared to you. :)


Reposted to auk without comment, except this quote with
its link: ""I want to see a male cardinal in that shot, w/o the
tree and the horizon being both placed dead center, exactly
where they shouldn't be." Trolzilla... being trolled, hooked
and reeled in. http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html

[s***@softhome.net]

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 17:04:21 -0600, "Carol Shubert"

Post by Carol Shubert
Reposted to auk without comment, except this quote with
its link: "I want to see a male cardinal in that shot ...."

http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html

A huge and revealing Freudian slip if I ever saw one.... Trolzilla is
a pedophile.

Syn

[Carol Shubert]

Post by s***@softhome.net
A huge and revealing Freudian slip if I ever
saw one....

--Syn/Brian, remembering back to when it wailed that
when it's looking at a cardinal in a tree, the only thing it
actually thinks about, always, is "naked old men"...probably
why Ardith has always posted that Syn is gay.


Ardith asked you several times what the hell your problem was,
didn't she, and why you kept on and on about me even when
I had been ignoring you for months? She's not your buddy, is
she? And you think Ardith is wrong about some of the things
she posted, don't you? And you twist words all around and
make up lies about anyone who threatens to disturb your
fantasies, don't you, Kristine?
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

: > Syn:
: >
: > > A huge and revealing Freudian slip if I ever
: > > saw one....
: >
: > --Syn/Brian, remembering back to when it wailed that
: > when it's looking at a cardinal in a tree, the only thing it
: > actually thinks about, always, is "naked old men"...probably
: > why Ardith has always posted that Syn is gay.
: >
: >
: > Ardith asked you
:
: [evasion duly noted]


Noting your own evasions is a step in the right direction, but
you look stupid doing it. (You look stupid doing anything and
everything, so never mind; carry on.)

Here's what I wrote which you evaded, then you noted
that you evaded it:
<< "Ardith asked you several times what the hell your
problem was, didn't she, and why you kept on and on
about me even when I had been ignoring you for
months? She's not your buddy, is she? And you think
Ardith is wrong about some of the things she posted,
don't you? And you twist words all around and make
up lies about anyone who threatens to disturb your
fantasies, don't you, Kristine?"

Would you like to note another evasion to my questions, or
would you just like to evade, without further notation? That
would be my advice. We know you're a fool. You don't have
to prove it quite so often. I think you should skip the notating
and just evade this time.

: Foolish Red Ox, as you already know, BW told you that you were a silly
: fool if you thought for one second that you were ever ignoring, while
: always replying to us, directly, and indirectly through the aid of
: others, building sites, pages and groups for us, pawn. :)

Earth calling Trollzilla, come in Trollzilla. You rolled over in
your sleep and crushed your used Nikon *system*. I hope
you didn't pay too much for it.

: Thanks, feeder :P

Now stuff a few sweet potatoes up your boody, like König
asked you to.

Thanks, stuffer. =)
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote...
: > a step in the right direction
:
: Your 100s of feedings in the last week **after** you wept that you
: needed to get away from usenet and your PC for "a long time"...due to
: the fact that you've been feeding the very ones [for over a year] that
: you vowed to *never* feed, ever, over a year ago...and due to the fact
: that you wept 'bout how your previous flamewars w/ the regs at afkr
: forced you and your bipolar lantern jaw into a hospital bed? =O


Fantasy, evil fantasy ... toxic putrid crap inside your eensy brain!
Silly silly Trollzilla! Is it possible for you to face reality -- any
reality at all? Could you possibly, maybe, reread all the posts
I've written already wherein I punch holes in your nasty little
fantasies about me, where I've already answered your sad
little whines? Can you entertain a new thought, or would that
implode your skull?


: >> Foolish Red Ox, as you already know, BW told you
: >> that you were a silly fool if you thought for one
: >> second that you were ever ignoring, while always
: >> replying to us, directly, and indirectly through the
: >> aid of others, building sites, pages and groups for
: >> us, pawn. :)


Does it hurt to be as clueless as you, or is there a general
numbness in your head when you try to think?

:
: > Nikon *system*
:
: Jealous much?


The sad thing is you don't see the humor in that, Trollzilla.


: >> Thanks, feeder :P
:
: > =)
:
: *snag*


sad nasty and goofy = your acronym, it's so YOU! It describes
all you are, in a nutshell (which should make you feel comfy).
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: >
: > > A huge and revealing Freudian slip if I ever
: > > saw one....
: >
: > --Syn/Brian, remembering back to when it wailed that
: > when it's looking at a cardinal in a tree, the only thing it
: > actually thinks about, always, is "naked old men"...probably
: > why Ardith has always posted that Syn is gay.
: >
: >
: > Ardith asked you
: [evasion duly noted]
Noting your own evasions is a step in the right direction, but
you look stupid doing it. (You look stupid doing anything and
everything, so never mind; carry on.)
Here's what I wrote which you evaded, then you noted
<< "Ardith asked you several times what the hell your
problem was, didn't she, and why you kept on and on
about me even when I had been ignoring you for
months? She's not your buddy, is she? And you think
Ardith is wrong about some of the things she posted,
don't you? And you twist words all around and make
up lies about anyone who threatens to disturb your
fantasies, don't you, Kristine?"
Would you like to note another evasion to my questions, or
would you just like to evade, without further notation? That
would be my advice. We know you're a fool. You don't have
to prove it quite so often. I think you should skip the notating
and just evade this time.

What an excellent self-spnak!

Gosh she just can't stop spnaking herself can she?

Post by Carol Shubert
: Foolish Red Ox, as you already know, BW told you that you were a silly
: fool if you thought for one second that you were ever ignoring, while
: always replying to us, directly, and indirectly through the aid of
: others, building sites, pages and groups for us, pawn. :)
Earth calling Trollzilla, come in Trollzilla. You rolled over in
your sleep and crushed your used Nikon *system*. I hope
you didn't pay too much for it.
: Thanks, feeder :P
Now stuff a few sweet potatoes up your boody, like König
asked you to.
Thanks, stuffer. =)

http://tinyurl.com/53ejd

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

: > Are you trying to suck up to BW?
:
: (a) I like the way that she told us that your online carpet clawing
: throws you in the hospital, begging for their help.


Do you like all the things she's said about you? Would
you like me to google the gajillions of things others have
said about crazy, nasty you? Hm?


: Your foolishness is music to which I dance. Play it again, Red Ox.


Yes, that's what I said to you, which you repeat back to me,
Polly Trolly.

What did you think they said when they were passing out
"self respect"?
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

: Red Ox charges [limps] for the sword behind the red cape:


And finds a tiny mouse which she steps on and squishes.
As it lays dying the mouse screams, "WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST IGNORE ME, DAMN YOU!" Red Ox, a beautiful Jewish
princess in disguise, picks up the tiny little sword and
asks if anyone needs a toothpick.


: > Yes...the old flamewars dragged me down, I'll say it
: > again
:
: *SNAG*


*sad nasty and goofy* Trollzilla. (You're so proud of your
acronyms, aren't you?)


: Back to the FEEDER tap dance again, Red Ox? Love your two-song cd: (1)
: PLEASE IGNORE THEM and (2) I'M THROUGH RESPONDING TO THEM


Polly, Polly, Polly. You have parrot diarrhea today, you
poor thing. Too much mashed potatoes?
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

Crossposted to auk without comment.


"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Red Ox falls to the ground, sobbing:
:
:
: >> I just bought a new camera bag, another 67 system,
: >> used 35mm Nikon system, etc...
:
: > {{{
:
: --Red Ox, way too afraid to say what kind of camera she has, when asked.
:
: {{{ rolling on the floor laughing }}}
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

My Life's Most Precious Obsession Carol Shubert:
:
:
: >> : (a) I like the way that she told us that your
: >> online carpet clawing throws you in the hospital,
: >> begging for their help.
:
: > Do you like all the things she's said about you?
:
: When she said that the tactics against you were working perfectly,
: getting you to break your vows so easily, Red Ox?


Take at least one foot out of your mouth when you're talking,
Trollzilla.


: > Would you like me to google the gajillions of things
: > others have
:
: ...have said about crazy, nasty you, your 9 or more sock accounts, the
: money and property that you stole from the CT fans, and how they've
: had you bouncing off walls and grinding your teeth, since '96 or
: before? Hm? Huh?


Oh, honey, I couldn't begin to compete with your insanity.
You're the undisputed queen of madness and supreme
nastiness on usenet, definitely, noodlebrains. Without a
single solitary online friend. Obviously you don't want
any. How sad for you.


: >> Your foolishness is music to which I dance. Play it
: >> again, Red Ox.
:
: > Yes
:
: ((( eyes rollin' )))


They'll get stuck that way if you... never mind, too late.


: What did you think they said when they were passing out "self
: respect"...after your jutted lantern jaw chose to stay and fight it
: out at the risk of your baby's future?


BORING TROLLZILLA. Boring Polly Parrot with the lantern
head. The light went out on your lantern head a long time
ago, what a shame.

You really need to get over hating your mommy. How old are you
in human years? Did you really buy a used Canon? Why?
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

: Carpet clawing Red Ox:

... scratched a black spot on her flotaki and found a flea.
The flea, which wore a tiny little t-shirt with the words
"SNAG" and "SPANK" on it, screamed in a teeny-tiny
voice: "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST IGNORE ME, DAMN
YOU!" And Red Ox (beautiful Jewish princess) took the
flea and smooshed it to a bit of Scotch tape, and tossed
it in the trash. As she left the room, she heard the dying
flea yell, "THANKS FEEDER!" And Red Ox laughed and
laughed...


: >> Red Ox charges [limps] for the sword behind the red
: >> cape:
:
: > "...DAMN YOU!" Red Ox
:
: [your self-snag has been duly noted...d'OH!!]
:
: *giggle*


Your boringly childish 're-arrange sentences that others
write and then say giggle' silliness duly noted. Would you
like to learn to play Go Fish now? How much did you pay
for your used Canon?
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

: The jutted lantern jaw of a Red Ox:

Turned out to be a Trollzilla costume she tried on for
Halloween..

:
: > I couldn't begin to compete
:
: *slap*


Oh, Trollzy, quit beating yourself up. You're not so... no,
on second thought, slap yourself some more.


: > BORING TROLLZILLA.
:
: --Red Ox, feeding for over a year, and promised to feed for maybe
: another month or more...***after*** it just vowed to leave in a day or
: two, to get back to its clay and world travels =)


Why don't you communicate like a real person, Kristine?
I'm not ignoring you. I'm communicating. Put aside the
"IGNORE ME" and "FEED ME" drivel and act like a
person, can you?


: You really need to get over hating yourself. How old are you in human
: years, Red Ox?


I asked you first, Polly Trolly.


: > Did you really buy a used Canon? Why?
:
: Take at least one foot out of your mouth when you're pulling your red
: mop out, Red Ox. I never said I bought a used Canon. :P


Ah, there, you see, you do have a foot stuck in your mouth: ":P"
That foot's been there for so long, you thought it was your
tongue. I don't have a red mop. But I am sorry you hate
your mommy.


: b.t.w. You're still too 'fraid to even say what kind of camera you
: bought, I see. :)


You love pissing contests over possessions, don't you? That is
so weird, that you think it's more important to own nice things
than to be nice things. Is having stuff your compensation for
your personal worthlessness? Rhetorical question.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:
:
:
: >> Red Ox with a jutted lantern jaw [eesh]...
:
: > not worthy of kissing
:
: [your self-SNAG has been duly noted]
:
: *giggle*



I overestimated your mental age. I think you're more 6 than 8.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBozoSuitPOW!OhNoItExplodedAGain!@webtv.net>
wrote in message news:21084-41AA5BEA-***@storefull-3158.bay.webtv.net...

Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:

Trollzilla had a nice dream about the bad people (who made
her cry) being sick. But it was only a dream. However, no
one could wake Trollzilla up, so she went on and on
dreaming. They called in a handsome prince to give her a
kiss and maybe break the spell. He leapt out the window
screaming that he'd rather be roadkill than kiss Trollzilla.
They tried poking her with sticks, but that didn't work either.
So Trollzilla continues to dream, crying in her sleep and
pretending she's not insane.

Post by Carol Shubert
*giggle*

I

[evasion duly noted, feeder]


Here - note this: Jung n znebba lbh ner, Gebyymvyyn. =)
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Hi there, Red Dog :]

"Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
leapt out the window screaming

You did? :)

crying in her sleep

You do? :D

Post by Carol Shubert
*giggle*
[evasion duly noted, feeder]

Here -

note this: Jung n znebba lbh ner, Gebyymvyyn. =)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

: "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in
: message news:<8-qdnc4uXvIjpjbcRVn-***@comcast.com>...



: > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
:
: >> Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:
:
: > leapt out the window screaming
:
: You did? :)


The handsome prince did, doofus. Rather than kiss your
ugly lantern head. He screamed he'd rather be roadkill
than kiss you, and as far as he's concerned you could go
on sleeping until hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear
that; you can't hear anything except the voices in your
head (and they despise you even more than everyone
else does).


: > crying in her sleep
:
: You do? :D


"You do crying in her sleep"? Slap yourself again, Trollzilla.
Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your
nose so hard.


: >> *giggle*


Good girl. Now that you've giggled for me, you can stop stuffing
your face with mashed potatoes, until I tell you to start again.

Start again. The whole bowl this time.
http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[König Prüß, GfbAEV]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
: > leapt out the window screaming
: You did? :)
The handsome prince did, doofus. Rather than kiss your
ugly lantern head. He screamed he'd rather be roadkill
than kiss you, and as far as he's concerned you could go
on sleeping until hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear
that; you can't hear anything except the voices in your
head (and they despise you even more than everyone
else does).
: > crying in her sleep
: You do? :D
"You do crying in her sleep"? Slap yourself again, Trollzilla.
Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your
nose so hard.
: >> *giggle*
Good girl. Now that you've giggled for me, you can stop stuffing
your face with mashed potatoes, until I tell you to start again.
Start again. The whole bowl this time.
http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html

Hey! See if you can get 'em to stuff sweet potatoes
up their boody!

[Carol Shubert]

<K�nig Pr��>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message news:***@ranunculus.org...
:
:
: Carol Shubert wrote:
:
: > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > news:***@posting.google.com...
: >
: > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in
: > : message news:<8-qdnc4uXvIjpjbcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: >
: > : > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
: > :
: > : >> Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:
: > :
: > : > leapt out the window screaming
: > :
: > : You did? :)
: >
: > The handsome prince did, doofus. Rather than kiss your
: > ugly lantern head. He screamed he'd rather be roadkill
: > than kiss you, and as far as he's concerned you could go
: > on sleeping until hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear
: > that; you can't hear anything except the voices in your
: > head (and they despise you even more than everyone
: > else does).
: >
: > : > crying in her sleep
: > :
: > : You do? :D
: >
: > "You do crying in her sleep"? Slap yourself again, Trollzilla.
: > Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your
: > nose so hard.
: >
: > : >> *giggle*
: >
: > Good girl. Now that you've giggled for me, you can stop stuffing
: > your face with mashed potatoes, until I tell you to start again.
: >
: > Start again. The whole bowl this time.
: > http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html
: >
:
: Hey! See if you can get 'em to stuff sweet potatoes
: up their boody!



No prob! How many sweet potatoes would you like her to
stuff?
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[König Prüß, GfbAEV]

Post by Carol Shubert
: >
: >
: > : > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
: > : > leapt out the window screaming
: > : You did? :)
: >
: > The handsome prince did, doofus. Rather than kiss your
: > ugly lantern head. He screamed he'd rather be roadkill
: > than kiss you, and as far as he's concerned you could go
: > on sleeping until hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear
: > that; you can't hear anything except the voices in your
: > head (and they despise you even more than everyone
: > else does).
: >
: > : > crying in her sleep
: > : You do? :D
: >
: > "You do crying in her sleep"? Slap yourself again, Trollzilla.
: > Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your
: > nose so hard.
: >
: > : >> *giggle*
: >
: > Good girl. Now that you've giggled for me, you can stop stuffing
: > your face with mashed potatoes, until I tell you to start again.
: >
: > Start again. The whole bowl this time.
: > http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html
: >
: Hey! See if you can get 'em to stuff sweet potatoes
: up their boody!
No prob! How many sweet potatoes would you like her to
stuff?

I dunno! How many will fit?

[Carol Shubert]

<K�nig Pr��>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message news:***@ranunculus.org...
:
:
: Carol Shubert wrote:
:
: > <König Prüß>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message
: > news:***@ranunculus.org...
: > :
: > :
: > : Carol Shubert wrote:
: > :
: > : > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in
message
: > : > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > : >
: > : > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in
: > : > : message news:<8-qdnc4uXvIjpjbcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > : >
: > : > : > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
: > : > :
: > : > : >> Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:
: > : > :
: > : > : > leapt out the window screaming
: > : > :
: > : > : You did? :)
: > : >
: > : > The handsome prince did, doofus. Rather than kiss your
: > : > ugly lantern head. He screamed he'd rather be roadkill
: > : > than kiss you, and as far as he's concerned you could go
: > : > on sleeping until hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear
: > : > that; you can't hear anything except the voices in your
: > : > head (and they despise you even more than everyone
: > : > else does).
: > : >
: > : > : > crying in her sleep
: > : > :
: > : > : You do? :D
: > : >
: > : > "You do crying in her sleep"? Slap yourself again, Trollzilla.
: > : > Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your
: > : > nose so hard.
: > : >
: > : > : >> *giggle*
: > : >
: > : > Good girl. Now that you've giggled for me, you can stop stuffing
: > : > your face with mashed potatoes, until I tell you to start again.
: > : >
: > : > Start again. The whole bowl this time.
: > : > http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html
: > : >
: > :
: > : Hey! See if you can get 'em to stuff sweet potatoes
: > : up their boody!
: >
: > No prob! How many sweet potatoes would you like her to
: > stuff?
: >
:
: I dunno! How many will fit?


I'd guess at least seven large ones. But if she takes everything
else she's got up there out first, probably twenty-nine or thirty.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

<K�nig Pr��>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message news:***@ranunculus.org...
:
:
: "Hi there, Red Dog :" wrote:
:
: > [x-posted to AGC and RAMPF w/ a giggle]
: >
: > "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in message news:<V8ydnW1yS61BXzbcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > > <König Prüß>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message
: > > news:***@ranunculus.org...
: > > :
: > > :
: > > : Carol Shubert wrote:
: > > :
: > > : > <König Prüß>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in
message
: > > : > news:***@ranunculus.org...
: > > : > :
: > > : > :
: > > : > : Carol Shubert wrote:
: > > : > :
: > > : > : > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in
: > > message
: > > : > : > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > > : > : >
: > > : > : > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in
: > > : > : > : message news:<8-qdnc4uXvIjpjbcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > >
: > > : > : > : > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
: > >
: > > : > : > : >> Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:
: > >
: > > : > : > : > leapt out the window screaming
: > > : > : > :
: > > : > : > : You did? :)
: > > : > : >
: > > : > : > The handsome prince did, doofus. Rather than kiss your
: > > : > : > ugly lantern head. He screamed he'd rather be roadkill
: > > : > : > than kiss you, and as far as he's concerned you could go
: > > : > : > on sleeping until hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear
: > > : > : > that; you can't hear anything except the voices in your
: > > : > : > head (and they despise you even more than everyone
: > > : > : > else does).
: > > : > : >
: > > : > : > : > crying in her sleep
: > > : > : > :
: > > : > : > : You do? :D
: > > : > : >
: > > : > : > "You do crying in her sleep"? Slap yourself again,
Trollzilla.
: > > : > : > Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your
: > > : > : > nose so hard.
: > > : > : >
: > > : > : > : >> *giggle*
: > > : > : >
: > > : > : > Good girl. Now that you've giggled for me, you can stop
stuffing
: > > : > : > your face with mashed potatoes, until I tell you to start
again.
: > > : > : >
: > > : > : > Start again. The whole bowl this time.
: > > : > : > http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html
: > > : > : >
: > > : > :
: > > : > : Hey! See if you can get 'em to stuff sweet potatoes
: > > : > : up their boody!
: > > : >
: > > : > No prob! How many sweet potatoes would you like her to
: > > : > stuff?
: > > : >
: > > :
: > > : I dunno! How many will fit?
: > >
: > >
: > > I'd guess at least seven large ones. But if she takes everything
: > > else she's got up there out first, probably twenty-nine or thirty.
: > >
: >
: > ((bump))
:
:
: What was that? You dropped a potato?



< lol !!!!>
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by König Prüß, GfbAEV

Post by Carol Shubert
: >
: >
: > : > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
: > : > leapt out the window screaming
: > : You did? :)
: >
: > The handsome prince did, doofus. Rather than kiss your
: > ugly lantern head. He screamed he'd rather be roadkill
: > than kiss you, and as far as he's concerned you could go
: > on sleeping until hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear
: > that; you can't hear anything except the voices in your
: > head (and they despise you even more than everyone
: > else does).
: >
: > : > crying in her sleep
: > : You do? :D
: >
: > "You do crying in her sleep"? Slap yourself again, Trollzilla.
: > Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your
: > nose so hard.
: >
: > : >> *giggle*
: >
: > Good girl. Now that you've giggled for me, you can stop stuffing
: > your face with mashed potatoes, until I tell you to start again.
: >
: > Start again. The whole bowl this time.
: > http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html
: >
: Hey! See if you can get 'em to stuff sweet potatoes
: up their boody!
No prob! How many sweet potatoes would you like her to
stuff?

I dunno! How many will fit?

At least a hundred - possibly more.

[Carol Shubert]

"Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:UZidnYKus9PrIjHcRVn-***@comcast.com...
: König Prüß wrote:
: >
: > Carol Shubert wrote:
: >
: >
: >><König Prüß>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message
: >>news:***@ranunculus.org...
: >>:
: >>:
: >>: Carol Shubert wrote:
: >>:
: >>: > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in
message
: >>: > news:***@posting.google.com...
: >>: >
: >>: > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in
: >>: > : message news:<8-qdnc4uXvIjpjbcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: >>: >
: >>: > : > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
: >>: > :
: >>: > : >> Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:
: >>: > :
: >>: > : > leapt out the window screaming
: >>: > :
: >>: > : You did? :)
: >>: >
: >>: > The handsome prince did, doofus. Rather than kiss your
: >>: > ugly lantern head. He screamed he'd rather be roadkill
: >>: > than kiss you, and as far as he's concerned you could go
: >>: > on sleeping until hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear
: >>: > that; you can't hear anything except the voices in your
: >>: > head (and they despise you even more than everyone
: >>: > else does).
: >>: >
: >>: > : > crying in her sleep
: >>: > :
: >>: > : You do? :D
: >>: >
: >>: > "You do crying in her sleep"? Slap yourself again, Trollzilla.
: >>: > Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your
: >>: > nose so hard.
: >>: >
: >>: > : >> *giggle*
: >>: >
: >>: > Good girl. Now that you've giggled for me, you can stop stuffing
: >>: > your face with mashed potatoes, until I tell you to start again.
: >>: >
: >>: > Start again. The whole bowl this time.
: >>: > http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html
: >>: >
: >>:
: >>: Hey! See if you can get 'em to stuff sweet potatoes
: >>: up their boody!
: >>
: >>No prob! How many sweet potatoes would you like her to
: >>stuff?
: >>
: >
: >
: > I dunno! How many will fit?
:
: At least a hundred - possibly more.



Now that covers a lot of bumping!
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote...
:
: > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > news:***@posting.google.com...
: >
: > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in
: > : message news:<8-qdnc4uXvIjpjbcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: >
: >
: >
: > : > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
: >
: > : >> Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:
: >
: > : > leapt out the window screaming
: > :
: > : You did? :)
: >
: >
: > The handsome prince did
:
: Because your jutted lantern jaw caused him to "lose his woody" ???
:
: *SNAG*
:
:
: He screamed he'd rather be roadkill than kiss you
:
: *SLAP*
:
:
: As far as he's concerned you could go on sleeping until
: hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear that; you
: can't hear anything except the voices in your bipolar
: head (and they despise you even more than everyone else does).
:
:
: > : > crying in her sleep
: > :
: > : You do? :D
: >
: >
: > do
:
: Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your
: nose so hard.
:
:
: > : >> *giggle*
: >
: >
: > Good girl.
:
: POW!!


Look, Trollzilla's made a tiny little bozo suit for her parrot Trolly
Polly! How cute!

Forget the rubber tree, the ant with high hopes and Frank
Sinatra...

Just what makes old silly Trollzilla
Think she's as smart as a gorilla
Anyone knows Trollzill will
Remain a bozo until ...
'Cause she's a high dope, such a high dope
Such a high-er up, li-ar chicken-fried dope
So anytime like maybe now
Have a laugh - here's how
Just remember Trollzill ...
Oops there goes another bozo suit
Oops there goes another bozo suit
Oops there goes another bozo suit
POW!
Ker-POW! *giggle*
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

Trollzilla responds to my parody about her lameass trollery with a
repeat performance of one of her several parodies about the
corpse of my dead son. Cross-posted to auk because Trollzilla
is too cowardly to leave auk on the newsgroups line in her
responses.



"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in message news:<GrCdnfqyNZBJGjHcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote...
: > :
: > : > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in
message
: > : > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > : >
: > : > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in
: > : > : message news:<8-qdnc4uXvIjpjbcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > : > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
: >
: > : > : >> Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:
: >
: > : > : > leapt out the window screaming
: > : > :
: > : > : You did? :)
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > The handsome prince did
: > :
: > : Because your jutted lantern jaw caused him to "lose his woody" ???
: > :
: > : *SNAG*
: > :
: > :
: > : He screamed he'd rather be roadkill than kiss you
: > :
: > : *SLAP*
: > :
: > :
: > : As far as he's concerned you could go on sleeping until
: > : hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear that; you
: > : can't hear anything except the voices in your bipolar
: > : head (and they despise you even more than everyone else does).
: > :
: > :
: > : > : > crying in her sleep
: > : > :
: > : > : You do? :D
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > do
: > :
: > : Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your
: > : nose so hard.
: > :
: > :
: > : > : >> *giggle*
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > Good girl.
: > :
: > : POW!!
: >
: >
: > Look, Trollzilla's made a tiny little bozo suit for her parrot Trolly
: > Polly! How cute!
: >
: > Forget the rubber tree, the ant with high hopes and Frank
: > Sinatra...
: >
: > Just what makes old silly Trollzilla
: > Think she's as smart as a gorilla
: > Anyone knows Trollzill will
: > Remain a bozo until ...
: > 'Cause she's a high dope, such a high dope
: > Such a high-er up, li-ar chicken-fried dope
: > So anytime like maybe now
: > Have a laugh - here's how
: > Just remember Trollzill ...
: > Oops there goes another bozo suit
: > Oops there goes another bozo suit
: > Oops there goes another bozo suit
: > POW!
: > Ker-POW! *giggle*
: >
:
: <<< Drew baby, slip a shovel under the tree, for me
: You've been an awful smelly boy
: Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight
: Drew baby, a worm's dinner plate, black and blue
: They'll eat it up for you smear
: Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight
: Think of all the life you've missed
: Think of all the dirt that you've kissed
: Next year you still won't look so good
: If you'd sleep during another Christmas
: Poo poo pee poo
: Drew moldy, you don't wanna rot and really that's
: Not a lot
: You've been gone all year
: Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight
: Drew stinkie, there's one thing you really do need, a stick
: Of deodorant, p-u
: Drew gooey, and crumble in the casket tonight
: Drew baby, I'm filling your stocking with shampoo, and soap
: Put your "X" on the line
: That you can't see
: Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight
: Come and fertilize my Christmas tree
: With some goo that's from you, ewwww
: I really do live
: Let's see if you can live for me
: Poo poo pee poo
: Drew baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a lot of worms I don't mean
from a PC
: Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight
: Crumble in the casket tonight
: Crumble in the casket tonight >>>
:
:
: (a) bada-bing
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

<K�nig Pr��>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message news:***@ranunculus.org...
:
:
: "Hi there, Red Dog :" wrote:
:
: > "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in message news:<GrCdnfqyNZBJGjHcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote...
: > > :
: > > : > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in
message
: > > : > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > > : >
: > > : > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in
: > > : > : message news:<8-qdnc4uXvIjpjbcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > > : >
: > > : >
: > > : >
: > > : > : > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
: > >
: > > : > : >> Red Ox is making herself sick aGAIN:
: > >
: > > : > : > leapt out the window screaming
: > > : > :
: > > : > : You did? :)
: > > : >
: > > : >
: > > : > The handsome prince did
: > > :
: > > : Because your jutted lantern jaw caused him to "lose his woody" ???
: > > :
: > > : *SNAG*
: > > :
: > > :
: > > : He screamed he'd rather be roadkill than kiss you
: > > :
: > > : *SLAP*
: > > :
: > > :
: > > : As far as he's concerned you could go on sleeping until
: > > : hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear that; you
: > > : can't hear anything except the voices in your bipolar
: > > : head (and they despise you even more than everyone else does).
: > > :
: > > :
: > > : > : > crying in her sleep
: > > : > :
: > > : > : You do? :D
: > > : >
: > > : >
: > > : > do
: > > :
: > > : Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your
: > > : nose so hard.
: > > :
: > > :
: > > : > : >> *giggle*
: > > : >
: > > : >
: > > : > Good girl.
: > > :
: > > : POW!!
: > >
: > >
: > > Look, Trollzilla's made a tiny little bozo suit for her parrot Trolly
: > > Polly! How cute!
: > >
: > > Forget the rubber tree, the ant with high hopes and Frank
: > > Sinatra...
: > >
: > > Just what makes old silly Trollzilla
: > > Think she's as smart as a gorilla
: > > Anyone knows Trollzill will
: > > Remain a bozo until ...
: > > 'Cause she's a high dope, such a high dope
: > > Such a high-er up, li-ar chicken-fried dope
: > > So anytime like maybe now
: > > Have a laugh - here's how
: > > Just remember Trollzill ...
: > > Oops there goes another bozo suit
: > > Oops there goes another bozo suit
: > > Oops there goes another bozo suit
: > > POW!
: > > Ker-POW! *giggle*
: > >
: >
: > <<< Drew baby, slip a shovel under the tree, for me
: > You've been an awful smelly boy
: > Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight
: > Drew baby, a worm's dinner plate, black and blue
: > They'll eat it up for you smear
: > Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight
: > Think of all the life you've missed
: > Think of all the dirt that you've kissed
: > Next year you still won't look so good
: > If you'd sleep during another Christmas
: > Poo poo pee poo
: > Drew moldy, you don't wanna rot and really that's
: > Not a lot
: > You've been gone all year
: > Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight
: > Drew stinkie, there's one thing you really do need, a stick
: > Of deodorant, p-u
: > Drew gooey, and crumble in the casket tonight
: > Drew baby, I'm filling your stocking with shampoo, and soap
: > Put your "X" on the line
: > That you can't see
: > Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight
: > Come and fertilize my Christmas tree
: > With some goo that's from you, ewwww
: > I really do live
: > Let's see if you can live for me
: > Poo poo pee poo
: > Drew baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a lot of worms I don't
mean from a PC
: > Drew baby, and crumble in the casket tonight
: > Crumble in the casket tonight
: > Crumble in the casket tonight >>>
: >
: > (a) bada-bing
:
: You fight dirty! So, don't ask for mercy.



Don't forget to vote for Trollzilla in the alt.usenet.kooks group.
No one deserves to win the k0ok awards more than she.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <TheShadowBoxerwebtv.net>
: > leapt out the window screaming
: You did? :)
The handsome prince did, doofus. Rather than kiss your
ugly lantern head. He screamed he'd rather be roadkill
than kiss you, and as far as he's concerned you could go
on sleeping until hell froze over. Of course you didn't hear
that; you can't hear anything except the voices in your
head (and they despise you even more than everyone
else does).
: > crying in her sleep
: You do? :D
"You do crying in her sleep"? Slap yourself again, Trollzilla.
Your brain is evaporating. You shouldn't have blown your
nose so hard.
: >> *giggle*
Good girl. Now that you've giggled for me, you can stop stuffing
your face with mashed potatoes, until I tell you to start again.
Start again. The whole bowl this time.
http://www.keanuville.com/photogallery.html

Here ya go Kristine - dig in!

http://tinyurl.com/52whu

[Carol Shubert]

Group: alt.fan.madonna
Date: Mon, Nov 29, 2004, 8:29am (CST+6)

[tears from KP (CST+6) duly noted]



Oh my - a brand new psychotic fantasy you can play pretend
with! How swell for you, ShadowBozoBrains. =)
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"On Concord In Brentwood" ***@aol.comeCCarolLaughandLaughAtMe
wrote in message news:***@mb-m16.aol.com...

: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >"Doktohr Dumdweeb" <***@webtv.net> wrote in message
: >news:8092-41AAFA15-***@storefull-3155.bay.webtv.net...
: >
: >> Group: alt.fan.madonna
: >> Date: Mon, Nov 29, 2004, 8:29am (CST+6)
: >
: >[tears from KP (CST+6) duly noted]
: >
: >
: >
: >Oh my - a brand new psychotic fantasy you can play pretend
: >with! How swell for you
:
: --Red Ox, needing to pretend [w/ tears in her OLD red eyes] that
: SB now posts from (CST+6)


Red YAK, revealing her obsessive-compulsive prison with her
"NEEDING TO" terminology giveaway, pointing her (smelly and
yellowish) finger at herself yet again while remaining
absolutely clueless.

My eyes aren't old, aren't red and aren't crying, droolcup. You
are sick, sick, sick, sick, sick and sick! Bleh. You creepy thing.
You tell on yourself constantly: YOU obviously blubber and
pout when you pretend you're laughing - so you think everyone
else does. Maroon, you, what a! LOL!

: *slap*
: *slap*


Poor Kristine keeps slapping her buttcheeks, hoping to dislodge
whatever it is she stuck up there. Too bad, lesbian twin brother of
Richard, but your head seems to be stuck there for good.

Why don't you get your used Nikon and take a photo of your head
up your butt? Oh never mind - someone already did:
Loading Image...
But you were so much thinner then! You're so chubby now!

The first time I saw that photo is back when I googled your silly
TH3 make-believe game of knuckleheads, and someone posted
a link to that photo and said it was you - surely you remember it.
You're famous, Kristine!
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

<K�nig Pr��>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message news:***@ranunculus.org...
:
:
: "Hi there, Red Dog :" wrote:
:
: > Subject: Re: Folks, the exact posting [see thread] that forced Red Ox
: > to stay [fact] Yay!!! :)
: >
: > ***@yahoo.com (Hi there, Red Dog :) wrote in message news:<***@posting.google.com>...
: > > "Carol Shubert" <***@rainy-day-laughter.com> wrote in message news:<jbKdnfHP58625z_cRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > > > Hi all: If you've read my special message at my website you
: > > > already know I'll be going offline, within the next week or so,
: > > > and probably won't be back online again for quite awhile. I
: > > > didn't want to disappear without saying goodbye and thanks
: > > > for all the laughs, fun and insight. I've made a couple of good
: > > > friends here and I hope we'll stay in touch.
: > > >
: > > > ~~ Why can't we get all the people together in the
: > > > world that we really like and then just stay together?
: > > > I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave.
: > > > Someone always leaves and then we have to say
: > > > good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need.
: > > > I need more hellos. ~~~ Snoopy
: > >
: > >
: > > You seem reeeeeal depressed...for some reason. ;)
: > >
: > > (a) any special reason for that, Red DOG?
: > >
: > > - Yay, we won aGAIN!!
: >
: > ((bump))
:
: Another potato!
: Badaboombadabing!


I think that happens when she gets too excited.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[König Prüß, GfbAEV]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > Subject: Re: Folks, the exact posting [see thread] that forced Red Ox
: > to stay [fact] Yay!!! :)
: >
: > > > Hi all: If you've read my special message at my website you
: > > > already know I'll be going offline, within the next week or so,
: > > > and probably won't be back online again for quite awhile. I
: > > > didn't want to disappear without saying goodbye and thanks
: > > > for all the laughs, fun and insight. I've made a couple of good
: > > > friends here and I hope we'll stay in touch.
: > > >
: > > > ~~ Why can't we get all the people together in the
: > > > world that we really like and then just stay together?
: > > > I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave.
: > > > Someone always leaves and then we have to say
: > > > good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need.
: > > > I need more hellos. ~~~ Snoopy
: > >
: > >
: > > You seem reeeeeal depressed...for some reason. ;)
: > >
: > > (a) any special reason for that, Red DOG?
: > >
: > > - Yay, we won aGAIN!!
: >
: > ((bump))
: Another potato!
: Badaboombadabing!
I think that happens when she gets too excited.

Yeah! One potato, two potato, three potato, four!

Hey, I know! I'll play jump-rope with this thread!


Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco
On the street car line
The line broke
The monkey got ckoked
And they all went to heaven
In a little row boat!

That was fun!

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > Subject: Re: Folks, the exact posting [see thread] that forced Red Ox
: > to stay [fact] Yay!!! :)
: >
: > > > Hi all: If you've read my special message at my website you
: > > > already know I'll be going offline, within the next week or so,
: > > > and probably won't be back online again for quite awhile. I
: > > > didn't want to disappear without saying goodbye and thanks
: > > > for all the laughs, fun and insight. I've made a couple of good
: > > > friends here and I hope we'll stay in touch.
: > > >
: > > > ~~ Why can't we get all the people together in the
: > > > world that we really like and then just stay together?
: > > > I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave.
: > > > Someone always leaves and then we have to say
: > > > good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need.
: > > > I need more hellos. ~~~ Snoopy
: > >
: > >
: > > You seem reeeeeal depressed...for some reason. ;)
: > >
: > > (a) any special reason for that, Red DOG?
: > >
: > > - Yay, we won aGAIN!!
: >
: > ((bump))
: Another potato!
: Badaboombadabing!
I think that happens when she gets too excited.

She loses control of her bowels and everything in there just kind of
falls out...