The SPANK of Red Ox

[Carol Shubert]

Group: alt.gossip.celebrities

[see sig]
*SNAG* :)


Sick Nasty and Goofy [Trollzilla] - why don't you get a tattoo of
your favorite acronyms, goofy?
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <***@webtv.net> wrote in message news:21085-41AA5B03-***@storefull-3158.bay.webtv.net...

The jutted lantern head of a Red Yak who goes YAK YAK YAK
all day on usenet, never making any sense at all:

self-snagging

YES!!!!!!!!!!! You are!

need for *spank*

YESS!!!! You have such a need!

such a slave
see world as compulsions and needs and controls.
locked up in tiny little mental mazes, carpet-
the NEEDY one.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!! That describes you perfectly!

super-scared for over a year now,
intimidated ...always being forced

YES!!!!!!!!!! You're so right about yourself, Trollzilla!

Get it straight, Red YAK who goes YAK YAK YAK all day
and never makes any sense: you just make people pity
you, laugh at you, get bored with you, or feel repulsed by
you.

That's your problem. I think I'm really beginning to get to
you. That's good. Maybe you'll get a little inkling about how
crazy you are ...


Give this sick little Trollzilla girl a cookie!
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Jack Selman" <***@127.0.0.1> wrote in message news:***@4ax.com...
: On 29 Nov 2004 15:01:27 -0800, ***@yahoo.com (Hi there,
: Red Dog :) wrote:
:
: >The jutted lantern jaw of a swollen eyed Red Ox who
: >goes *sniffle* *sniffle* *sniffle* all day on usenet,
: >never making any sense at all:
: >
: > self-snagging
: >
: >YES!!!!!!!!!!! You are!
: >
: > need for *spank*
: >
: >YESS!!!! You have such a need!
: >
: > such a slave
: > see world as compulsions and needs and controls.
: > locked up in tiny little mental mazes, carpet-
: > the NEEDY one.
: >
: >YES!!!!!!!!!!!! That describes you perfectly!
: >
: > super-scared for over a year now,
: > intimidated ...always being forced
: >
: >YES!!!!!!!!!! You're so right about yourself, Red Ox!
: >
: > Get it straight, Red Ox who goes *sniffle* *sniffle*
: > *sniffle* all day and never makes any sense: you just make
: > people pity you, laugh at you, get bored with you, or feel
: > repulsed by your jutted lantern jaw and your old wide
: > spaced red eyes.
: >
: > That's your problem. I think we're really beginning to get to
: > you. That's good. Maybe you'll get a little inkling about how
: > crazy you and your broken vows always will be ... :P
: >
: >
: >Give that sick sad large OLD Red Ox a tissue!
:
: Now, that is better. Get that foam and froth working.
:
: Who is the 'we' you refer to? Is your MPD acting up again?
:
: ==================================
:
: >Hell, I might have even posted
: >that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a
: >twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below
: >the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all
: >those postings...not an "act" that I read in some "act" book. Trollzilla
in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-***@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>
:
:
: >What act? "Kristine" was a very bad joke that lasted far too long.
Trollzilla in Message-ID:
<19554-389CD0F4-***@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>
:
: >What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows
: >that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's
: >true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about
: >having a 23" penis. Trollzilla in Message-ID:
<19554-389CD0F4-***@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>



<lol> Her Trolly Polly Parrot is the real out of control
frother. I think it might be rabid.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote:
:
:
: > <lol> Her Trolly Polly Parrot is the real out of
: > control frother. I think it might be rabid.
:
: --foaming Red Ox, feeding 100s of times in the last few days, feeding
: the very ones that it vowed [100% fact] to **never** feed,
: ever...[that vow was wept 16 months and 100s and 100s of feedings ago,
: btw] :D
:
: Perfect!



Perfect specimen of Trollzilla the raving lunatic, yes! But
dear, all your posts are perfect specimens of your insanity.

I never said I would "***never***" respond to you, you
whiny little cowardly (oh-please-Carol-ignore-me) psycho.

I never even said I would never (without asterisks!) respond
to you.

And I told you a couple of days ago that I vow to kick your butt
until I kick it to the curb when I go offline in a few days. I know
you feel intimidated and bruised and frightened, and you're
desperately, so desperately trying to silence me, but you're
just running away like the cowardly bullying little girl you are.

And all your shrieks about "Carol's supposed to ignore me!!"
and "Carol's a feeder!!" just ***prove*** (since you love
asterisks, have a few on me) to everybody who reads you
that you're a whiny, cowering little bozo who runs away
blubbering when someone you've been harassing finally
turns around and kicks you on your ass.

I have more than a year's worth of butt-kicking to do to you,
you whiny coward - http://tinyurl.com/6dpqg - and you're
going to be feeling my boot until I go offline - so keep
blubbering about how I should ignore you; it tells the world
the truth about you: you're a pitiful chickenshit coward who
is crazy enough to actually think she's some kind of tough
guy - when you're a pathetic whiny little wimp.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[b***@bookpro.com]

On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:24:27 -0600, "Carol Shubert"

Post by Carol Shubert
And all your shrieks about "Carol's supposed to ignore me!!"
and "Carol's a feeder!!" just ***prove*** (since you love
asterisks, have a few on me) to everybody who reads you
that you're a whiny, cowering little bozo who runs away
blubbering when someone you've been harassing finally
turns around and kicks you on your ass.

I don't seem them running away. I see them sticking around and being
gleeful about getting so much help from you in their goal of trashing
newsgroups. They are accomplishing that nicely, with your eager
assistance. What are you trying to accomplish with your reams of
flames and taunts and self-congratulation? Whatever it is, your trash
is just as damaging to AKFR as their trash, but you don't seem to care
about that. If they are sick, as you believe, they can't help their
irrational actions, whereas you should be rational enough to see what
damage you are doing and stop it. Right?

BW

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in message news:<5cWdnfpke4p9AzHcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
:
: > Mind your own business.
:
: What did she do, tell you to take some of your very own *ignore them*
'dvice? ;)
:
: (a) huh?


(b) Trollzilla so happy happy happy she have skirt to
hide behind! Trolly go yippee yippee and wet panties betcha!
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in message news:<t56dnVp8SogikjDcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in message
: > news:<5cWdnfpke4p9AzHcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > :
: > : > Mind your own business.
: > :
: > : What did she do, tell you to take some of your very own *ignore them*
: > 'dvice? ;)
: > :
: > : (a) huh?
: >
: >
: > (b) Trollzilla so happy happy happy she have skirt to
: > hide behind! Trolly go yippee yippee and wet panties betcha!
: >
:
: (aa) Red Ox, super-pissied that the regs/her friends (((eyes
: rollin'))) have turned on her
:
: -YAY!!!
:
: [playing air guitar] :P


You broke a string! Never mind, that was just one of your
tentacles waving about, I see.

Let's put your elation through the Veritas Machine, Pookie, which
analyzes the probability factor relative to the dynamics at play in
this situation. First, the statement to be scrutinized, then the
percentage of probability that said statement bears a semblance
of truth. See if you agree with the following:

Factors in your orgasmic delight over BW/Alissa's posts

(1) Admiration of intellect: 0%
(2) Respect for bullying behavior: 22%
(3) Enjoyment of song parodies and
other jokes about my dead child: 37%
(4) Yentaism: 93%
(5) Seeking your friendship: 2%

Have a nice day!
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

<K�nig Pr��>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message news:***@ranunculus.org...
:
:
: "Hi there, Red Dog :" wrote:
:
: > "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in message news:<t56dnVp8SogikjDcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in message
: > > news:<5cWdnfpke4p9AzHcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > > :
: > > : > Mind your own business.
: > > :
: > > : What did she do, tell you to take some of your very own *ignore
them*
: > > 'dvice? ;)
: > > :
: > > : (a) huh?
: > >
: > >
: > > (b) Trollzilla so happy happy happy she have skirt to
: > > hide behind! Trolly go yippee yippee and wet panties betcha!
: > >
: >
: > (aa) Red Ox, super-pissied that the regs/her friends (((eyes
: > rollin'))) have turned on her
: >
: > -YAY!!!
: >
: > [playing air guitar] :P
:
: Do you have "air-groupies"?
:
: It figures.


I think hey inflate her bozo suits.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in message news:2JadndJ1KKHfTDDcRVn-***@comcast.com...
:
: <König Prüß>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message
: news:***@ranunculus.org...

: : > [playing air guitar] :P
: :
: : Do you have "air-groupies"?
: :
: : It figures.
:
:
: I think hey inflate her bozo suits.
:


Lost a t. Never mind. Found itt!
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
:
: > If they are sick, as you believe, they can't help their
: > irrational actions, whereas you should be rational enough to see what
: > damage you are doing and stop it. Right?
: >
: > BW
:
: *slow-clap*
:
: [giggle]


Tell me you're sick, Trollzilla (hey! can you even hear me from
way under BW's skirt?) and I'll stop posting to you right now,
tonight. Tell me you're sick, apologize to me - and if you're
sincere, I will forgive you, and I will sincerely wish you well.

Otherwise, I'll see your giggle, and raise you three chortles,
cowardly doofus gal.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > If they are sick, as you believe, they can't help their
: > irrational actions, whereas you should be rational enough to see what
: > damage you are doing and stop it. Right?
: >
: > BW
: *slow-clap*
: [giggle]
Tell me you're sick, Trollzilla

She's clearly sick - didn't you hear her say she's got the "slow-clap"?

Whatever that is.

(hey! can you even hear me from

Post by Carol Shubert
way under BW's skirt?)

I wouldn't want her under MY skirt - especially if she's got the
"slow-clap"!

and I'll stop posting to you right now,

Post by Carol Shubert
tonight. Tell me you're sick, apologize to me - and if you're
sincere, I will forgive you, and I will sincerely wish you well.

Which is more than she'd do for anyone else.

Post by Carol Shubert
Otherwise, I'll see your giggle, and raise you three chortles,
cowardly doofus gal.

And a hyena laugh!

[Carol Shubert]

"Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:J_mdnfvojtwvYjDcRVn-***@comcast.com...
: Carol Shubert wrote:
: > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > :
: > : > If they are sick, as you believe, they can't help their
: > : > irrational actions, whereas you should be rational enough to see
what
: > : > damage you are doing and stop it. Right?
: > : >
: > : > BW
: > :
: > : *slow-clap*
: > :
: > : [giggle]
: >
: >
: > Tell me you're sick, Trollzilla
:
: She's clearly sick - didn't you hear her say she's got the "slow-clap"?
:
: Whatever that is.


l o l !!

: > (hey! can you even hear me from
: > way under BW's skirt?)
:
: I wouldn't want her under MY skirt - especially if she's got the
: "slow-clap"!


I hope BW made her wear a nice Bounty trash bag.


: > and I'll stop posting to you right now,
: > tonight. Tell me you're sick, apologize to me - and if you're
: > sincere, I will forgive you, and I will sincerely wish you well.
:
: Which is more than she'd do for anyone else.
:
: > Otherwise, I'll see your giggle, and raise you three chortles,
: > cowardly doofus gal.
:
: And a hyena laugh!


Hey, Trollzy's cheating -- she's hiding a cachinnate up her sleeve!
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

<K�nig Pr��>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message news:***@ranunculus.org...
:
:
: "Hi there, Red Dog :" wrote:
:
: > "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote in message news:<-cudnQd0OdUUDTHcRVn-***@comcast.com>...
: > > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote:
: > > :
: > > :
: > > : > <lol> Her Trolly Polly Parrot is the real out of
: > > : > control frother. I think it might be rabid.
: > > :
: > > : --foaming Red Ox, feeding 100s of times in the last few days,
feeding
: > > : the very ones that it vowed [100% fact] to **never** feed,
: > > : ever...[that vow was wept 16 months and 100s and 100s of feedings
ago,
: > > : btw] :D
: > > :
: > > : Perfect!
: > >
: > >
: > >
: > > yes!
: >
: > *snag*
: >
: > > And I told you a couple of days ago that
: >
: > ...that we are spanking you OFF of usenet?
: >
: > Got it! :)
: >
: > > I have more than a year's worth of butt-kicking to do
: > > to you
: >
: > (a) You seem so hurt [hurt bad], sad, depressed AND empty - any
: > special reason for that, Red Ox?
: >
: > > I go offline
: >
: > WHAM!!!
:
: Not one of my favorite music groups.
:

I couldn't help noticing how you carelessly whispered that.
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

<K�nig Pr��>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message news:***@ranunculus.org...
:
:
: "Hi there, Red Dog :" wrote:
:
: > ***@yahoo.com (Hi there, Red Dog :) wrote in message news:<***@posting.google.com>...
: > > ***@bookpro.com wrote in message news:<***@corp.supernews.com>...
: > > > On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:24:27 -0600, "Carol Shubert"
: > > > <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote:
: > > >
: > > > >And all your shrieks about "Carol's supposed to ignore me!!"
: > > > >and "Carol's a feeder!!" just ***prove*** (since you love
: > > > >asterisks, have a few on me) to everybody who reads you
: > > > >that you're a whiny, cowering little bozo who runs away
: > > > >blubbering when someone you've been harassing finally
: > > > >turns around and kicks you on your ass.
: > > >
: > > > I don't seem them running away. I see them sticking around and
being
: > > > gleeful about getting so much help from you in their goal of
trashing
: > > > newsgroups. They are accomplishing that nicely, with your eager
: > > > assistance. What are you trying to accomplish with your reams of
: > > > flames and taunts and self-congratulation? Whatever it is, your
trash
: > > > is just as damaging to AKFR as their trash, but you don't seem to
care
: > > > about that. If they are sick, as you believe, they can't help their
: > > > irrational actions, whereas you should be rational enough to see
what
: > > > damage you are doing and stop it. Right?
: > > >
: > > > BW
: > >
: > > *slow-clap*
: > >
: > > [giggle]
: >
: > *bump*
:
: 'nother tater!
:
: doggie dooley noted!



Ohmigosh! Two hit the floor at once that time:
Loading Image...
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

"Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:ifOdnUXMVL3gbjDcRVn-***@comcast.com...
: König Prüß wrote:
: >
: > "Hi there, Red Dog :" wrote:
: >
: >
: >>***@yahoo.com (Hi there, Red Dog :) wrote in message news:<***@posting.google.com>...
: >>
: >>>***@bookpro.com wrote in message news:<***@corp.supernews.com>...
: >>>
: >>>>On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:24:27 -0600, "Carol Shubert"
: >>>><rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote:
: >>>>
: >>>>
: >>>>>And all your shrieks about "Carol's supposed to ignore me!!"
: >>>>>and "Carol's a feeder!!" just ***prove*** (since you love
: >>>>>asterisks, have a few on me) to everybody who reads you
: >>>>>that you're a whiny, cowering little bozo who runs away
: >>>>>blubbering when someone you've been harassing finally
: >>>>>turns around and kicks you on your ass.
: >>>>
: >>>>I don't seem them running away. I see them sticking around and being
: >>>>gleeful about getting so much help from you in their goal of trashing
: >>>>newsgroups. They are accomplishing that nicely, with your eager
: >>>>assistance. What are you trying to accomplish with your reams of
: >>>>flames and taunts and self-congratulation? Whatever it is, your trash
: >>>>is just as damaging to AKFR as their trash, but you don't seem to care
: >>>>about that. If they are sick, as you believe, they can't help their
: >>>>irrational actions, whereas you should be rational enough to see what
: >>>>damage you are doing and stop it. Right?
: >>>>
: >>>>BW
: >>>
: >>>*slow-clap*
: >>>
: >>>[giggle]
: >>
: >>*bump*
: >
: >
: > 'nother tater!
: >
: > doggie dooley noted!
:
: She just can't seem to keep them from falling out for some reason.



I think she's showing off.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: >
: >
: >
: >>
: >>>
: >>>>On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:24:27 -0600, "Carol Shubert"
: >>>>
: >>>>
: >>>>>And all your shrieks about "Carol's supposed to ignore me!!"
: >>>>>and "Carol's a feeder!!" just ***prove*** (since you love
: >>>>>asterisks, have a few on me) to everybody who reads you
: >>>>>that you're a whiny, cowering little bozo who runs away
: >>>>>blubbering when someone you've been harassing finally
: >>>>>turns around and kicks you on your ass.
: >>>>
: >>>>I don't seem them running away. I see them sticking around and being
: >>>>gleeful about getting so much help from you in their goal of trashing
: >>>>newsgroups. They are accomplishing that nicely, with your eager
: >>>>assistance. What are you trying to accomplish with your reams of
: >>>>flames and taunts and self-congratulation? Whatever it is, your trash
: >>>>is just as damaging to AKFR as their trash, but you don't seem to care
: >>>>about that. If they are sick, as you believe, they can't help their
: >>>>irrational actions, whereas you should be rational enough to see what
: >>>>damage you are doing and stop it. Right?
: >>>>
: >>>>BW
: >>>
: >>>*slow-clap*
: >>>
: >>>[giggle]
: >>
: >>*bump*
: >
: >
: > 'nother tater!
: >
: > doggie dooley noted!
: She just can't seem to keep them from falling out for some reason.
I think she's showing off.

Probably.

It's her one talent so she has every right to be proud of it.

[Carol Shubert]

"Hiding from AUK:" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...

: "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote...
: > Scared to try
:
: [self-snag duly noted and accepted] :)
:
: (a) d'OH!



How relieved you must be that your stupidity is not
fatal, even at such an advanced stage.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[König Prüß, GfbAEV]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > Scared to try
: [self-snag duly noted and accepted] :)
: (a) d'OH!
How relieved you must be that your stupidity is not
fatal, even at such an advanced stage.

Tertiary Stoopidity

[Carol Shubert]

<K�nig Pr��>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message news:***@ranunculus.org...
:
:
: Carol Shubert wrote:
:
: > "Hiding from AUK:" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > news:***@posting.google.com...
: >
: > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote...
: > : > Scared to try
: > :
: > : [self-snag duly noted and accepted] :)
: > :
: > : (a) d'OH!
: >
: > How relieved you must be that your stupidity is not
: > fatal, even at such an advanced stage.
: >
:
: Tertiary Stoopidity
:


Symptoms: licking pencils, kissing one's own arms, hiding behind
clothing worn by others, rectal insertion followed by spontaneous
expulsion of vegetables, inappropriate giggling, challenging others
to debate on subjects (e.g. photography) not related to current
discussion, drooling and asking if others are jealous of ability to
drool, delusions about one's capabilities, hallucinations that others
are weeping or frightened when patient is weeping or frightened.
Secondary complications: slow clap, which, if not treated, may result
in total gelatinous breakdown of spine and catatonia.

Hail Catatonia!
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: >
: > : > Scared to try
: > : [self-snag duly noted and accepted] :)
: > : (a) d'OH!
: >
: > How relieved you must be that your stupidity is not
: > fatal, even at such an advanced stage.
: >
: Tertiary Stoopidity
Symptoms: licking pencils, kissing one's own arms, hiding behind
clothing worn by others, rectal insertion followed by spontaneous
expulsion of vegetables, inappropriate giggling, challenging others
to debate on subjects (e.g. photography) not related to current
discussion, drooling and asking if others are jealous of ability to
drool, delusions about one's capabilities, hallucinations that others
are weeping or frightened when patient is weeping or frightened.
Secondary complications: slow clap, which, if not treated, may result
in total gelatinous breakdown of spine and catatonia.
Hail Catatonia!

You forgot about the prattling and the hyena laugh.

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > Scared to try
: [self-snag duly noted and accepted] :)
: (a) d'OH!
How relieved you must be that your stupidity is not
fatal, even at such an advanced stage.

I dunno... I could easily imagine her winning a Darwin Award.

[Carol Shubert]

"Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:lJidnQm-GtCQhTPcRVn-***@comcast.com...
: Carol Shubert wrote:
: > "Hiding from AUK:" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > news:***@posting.google.com...
: >
: > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> wrote...
: > : > Scared to try
: > :
: > : [self-snag duly noted and accepted] :)
: > :
: > : (a) d'OH!
: >
: >
: >
: > How relieved you must be that your stupidity is not
: > fatal, even at such an advanced stage.
: >
:
: I dunno... I could easily imagine her winning a Darwin Award.


And how sad, that Trollzilla/Sniggler would never be able to
tell us from the grave: "Yes, I was man enough to kill myself,
this morning..." Q.v., http://tinyurl.com/3r4kw
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: >
: > : > Scared to try
: > : [self-snag duly noted and accepted] :)
: > : (a) d'OH!
: >
: >
: >
: > How relieved you must be that your stupidity is not
: > fatal, even at such an advanced stage.
: >
: I dunno... I could easily imagine her winning a Darwin Award.
And how sad, that Trollzilla/Sniggler would never be able to
tell us from the grave: "Yes, I was man enough to kill myself,
this morning..." Q.v., http://tinyurl.com/3r4kw

Oh boy... what a poser.

[Carol Shubert]

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> :
:
:
: > I see your point.
:
: (a) Spa-ANK!!!
:
: [pumping fist]
:
: YES!!


I think Trollzilla is fisting herself.

She must have lost contact with one of her potatoes.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > I see your point.
: (a) Spa-ANK!!!
: [pumping fist]
: YES!!
I think Trollzilla is fisting herself.
She must have lost contact with one of her potatoes.

Or that "slow-clap" is really itchy.

[Carol Shubert]

"Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:lJidnQi-GtChhTPcRVn-***@comcast.com...
: Carol Shubert wrote:
: > "Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > news:***@posting.google.com...
: > : "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> :
: > :
: > :
: > : > I see your point.
: > :
: > : (a) Spa-ANK!!!
: > :
: > : [pumping fist]
: > :
: > : YES!!
: >
: >
: > I think Trollzilla is fisting herself.
: >
: > She must have lost contact with one of her potatoes.
: >
:
: Or that "slow-clap" is really itchy.



Well, I know I itch sometimes from just reading her posts.
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > : > I see your point.
: > : (a) Spa-ANK!!!
: > : [pumping fist]
: > : YES!!
: >
: >
: > I think Trollzilla is fisting herself.
: >
: > She must have lost contact with one of her potatoes.
: >
: Or that "slow-clap" is really itchy.
Well, I know I itch sometimes from just reading her posts.

Yeah - kind of feels like nasty things crawling on your skin doesn't it?

[Carol Shubert]

<K�nig Pr��>; "GfbAEV" <***@ranunculus.org> wrote in message news:***@ranunculus.org...
:
:
: "Hi there, Red Dog :" wrote:
:
: > "Carol Shubert" <rainy-day-***@comcast.net> submitted/wilted on
bended knee...
: >
: > > I see your point.
: >
: > (a) Spa-ANK!!!
: >
: > [pumping fist]
: >
: >
:
: Snerk! heh...heh, heh! pumping fist!
: No wonder the potatoes are easy!
:


Great minds think alike. =)
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

EL MADaBORE MUYLOCO "El Matador Magnifico" ***@aol.comeCRedLaughAtMe
wrote in message news:***@mb-m01.aol.com...

: >From: "Carol Shubert" rainy-day-***@comcast.net
: >
:
: >Great minds think alike.
:
: BarbG, Alissa, BW, etc...that have all recently came down on you for being
: forced to feed 100s and 100s of times?
:
: =)

BarbG:
"No matter what gender...whoever [Trollzilla] is, like
I've said in my previous post, is a person with serious
sexual, social, physical and emotional hangups. Those
of which can only be expressed anonymously on the
web. God only knows that anyone in this jerk's life in the
flesh, simply walks away, feeling not only hatred, but deep
pity. A double edged sword is what this person carries in
the deepst recesses in his/her's cold heart."

I can't find the post where you claim BarbG said she wanted to
smash your fingers so you could never post on usenet again,
but here's one you might enjoy from her:

"Carol, you are a very smart, well read and
beautiful woman. I think Trollzilla hates you for all
those qualities. Things she truly lacks. *Class* and
*human decency* are the last things that person will
ever personify.
Don't fret over a person who insults others looks etc,
while refusing to let the web world know the face
behind the damn keyboard. Every over-used name
or character description she makes about others,
strictly applies to only her. [FACT] As a result, she is
a self loathing, cruel, hate provoking, desperate and
one lonely son a bitch. Misery loves company, hence,
the internet. Barb"

Here's a cute one from YOU, Trollzilla, under your WhenAs
sock:

"See, 2-Faced/Hypocrite/Double-Standards, you
*just* proved how disjointed and unhinged you really
are, fact. Funny how you never preached "killfile" to the
NONfeeders...when you were right in the very middle of
your months and months of acting like "bad children".
You only preach it *now*, because you got spanked-
away when you couldn't finish what you started. And
that's why you're *now* just a 2-faced hypocrite with
double-standards. And why you're suckin'-out the A-
holes of Barb/Syn, Pearl...etc...etc... even when you
once thought they were acting "like bad children". Are
you so desperate for their "friendship" that you need
to crawl to them after they smashed the living-Hell
out of you - you have extremely low self-esteem, yes?"

Well, talk about your irony, drooldrop! (Too bad you're not
bright enough to understand irony.)
--
~ Carol ~ http://profiles.yahoo.com/pleiades_fire
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Carol Shubert]

The broken lantern head of the Red YAK Trollzilla:

"Hi there, Red Dog :" <***@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:***@posting.google.com...
: The broken vows of a Red Ox:
:
: > "Dorcnoc Doowtnerb" <***@webtv.net> wrote in message
: > news:566-41AA825A-***@storefull-3153.bay.webtv.net...
: >
: > > Group: alt.gossip.celebrities
: >
: > [see sig]
: > *SNAG* :)
: >
: >
: > S...
:
: [evasion duly noted]


[pathetic repeating prattle duly noted]
--
~ Carol ~
I said: "What a maroon you are, Trollzilla! If I stopped kicking
your ass today, you'd say, "I made Carol go away." But if I don't
go away and I continue kicking your silly, cowardly ass, you say,
"I'm making Carol do that." Her response: "Red DOG... knowing
that she's in a no win situation [fact] :)"

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O
Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (~Voltaire)

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: >
: > > Group: alt.gossip.celebrities
: >
: > [see sig]
: > *SNAG* :)
: >
: >
: > S...
: [evasion duly noted]
[pathetic repeating prattle duly noted]

Here Kristine - I bet you have room for some more!

http://tinyurl.com/45ehe