Trollzilla: a song parody (for Roofshadow)

[Carol Shubert]

This is something I wrote that I published at my song parody
page last month. Thought you might enjoy reading it, Roofie.


Title: "RED DOG" .....
an oldie performed by Mary Wells
Sung to the tune of "MY GUY"

[From my endlessly devoted stalker Trollzilla, about me]

Everything she does
Just makes me go nuts for 'Red Dog'
Every word she says
Just gets me so obsessed with 'Red Dog'

I follow her around, call her names for attention
I'm so in suspense 'til
She gives me a mention
I spend most of my time
Going out of my mind for 'Red Dog'

Nothing I confess
Could make less obsessed with 'Red Dog' [FACT]
You know I can't 'gnore 'cause
No one else means more than 'Red Dog'

I spend all day writing posts to her honor
I need to write hundreds - and I'm gonna
When I write to her sarcastic
'Red Dog' makes me orgasmic oh 'Red Dog'

As a matter of psychosis
I just can't stop *giggle*
That is why I jump when I think she says hop
I pretend I control her but it's the reverse [of course!]
I've got it so bad I can't get any worse

No reason no excuse could ever pry me loose from 'Red Dog'
In case you haven't guessed I am TOTALLY obsessed with
'Red Dog' [Absolute FACT!!!]
I try so hard to... be her bane
Because 'Red Dog' drives me... so insane

There's not another soul
Who could make my life whole like 'Red Dog' ...

It's auto-matic - I am just a fanatic for 'Red Dog' ...

There's no misgiving
She's the reason I am living - my 'Red Dog' ...

She wrote this song to her from me
'Cause I let her consume me ... oh ecstasy!

I'd be SO depressed if I couldn't be
obsessed with 'Red Dog' ...

I'm just comPELLED to rave 'cause I am
just a slave to 'Red Dog' ... *giggle*

[SWEEEEEET!!!!!!]
[EXITS SWOONING]

[I JUST LOVE IT WHEN 'RED DOG' POUNDS ME!]
...

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
This is something I wrote that I published at my song parody
page last month. Thought you might enjoy reading it, Roofie.
Title: "RED DOG" .....
an oldie performed by Mary Wells
Sung to the tune of "MY GUY"
[From my endlessly devoted stalker Trollzilla, about me]
Everything she does
Just makes me go nuts for 'Red Dog'
Every word she says
Just gets me so obsessed with 'Red Dog'
I follow her around, call her names for attention
I'm so in suspense 'til
She gives me a mention
I spend most of my time
Going out of my mind for 'Red Dog'
Nothing I confess
Could make less obsessed with 'Red Dog' [FACT]
You know I can't 'gnore 'cause
No one else means more than 'Red Dog'
I spend all day writing posts to her honor
I need to write hundreds - and I'm gonna
When I write to her sarcastic
'Red Dog' makes me orgasmic oh 'Red Dog'
As a matter of psychosis
I just can't stop *giggle*
That is why I jump when I think she says hop
I pretend I control her but it's the reverse [of course!]
I've got it so bad I can't get any worse
No reason no excuse could ever pry me loose from 'Red Dog'
In case you haven't guessed I am TOTALLY obsessed with
'Red Dog' [Absolute FACT!!!]
I try so hard to... be her bane
Because 'Red Dog' drives me... so insane
There's not another soul
Who could make my life whole like 'Red Dog' ...
It's auto-matic - I am just a fanatic for 'Red Dog' ...
There's no misgiving
She's the reason I am living - my 'Red Dog' ...
She wrote this song to her from me
'Cause I let her consume me ... oh ecstasy!
I'd be SO depressed if I couldn't be
obsessed with 'Red Dog' ...
I'm just comPELLED to rave 'cause I am
just a slave to 'Red Dog' ... *giggle*
[SWEEEEEET!!!!!!]
[EXITS SWOONING]
[I JUST LOVE IT WHEN 'RED DOG' POUNDS ME!]
...

LOL!

You'll only encourage her with that kind of thing, you know.

[Carol Shubert]

"Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:XrWdnb9agbLjDh_cRVn-***@comcast.com...
: Carol Shubert wrote:
: > This is something I wrote that I published at my song parody
: > page last month. Thought you might enjoy reading it, Roofie.
: >
: >
: > Title: "RED DOG" .....
: > an oldie performed by Mary Wells
: > Sung to the tune of "MY GUY"
: >
: > [From my endlessly devoted stalker Trollzilla, about me]
: >
: > Everything she does
: > Just makes me go nuts for 'Red Dog'
: > Every word she says
: > Just gets me so obsessed with 'Red Dog'
: >
: > I follow her around, call her names for attention
: > I'm so in suspense 'til
: > She gives me a mention
: > I spend most of my time
: > Going out of my mind for 'Red Dog'
: >
: > Nothing I confess
: > Could make less obsessed with 'Red Dog' [FACT]
: > You know I can't 'gnore 'cause
: > No one else means more than 'Red Dog'
: >
: > I spend all day writing posts to her honor
: > I need to write hundreds - and I'm gonna
: > When I write to her sarcastic
: > 'Red Dog' makes me orgasmic oh 'Red Dog'
: >
: > As a matter of psychosis
: > I just can't stop *giggle*
: > That is why I jump when I think she says hop
: > I pretend I control her but it's the reverse [of
course!]
: > I've got it so bad I can't get any worse
: >
: > No reason no excuse could ever pry me loose from 'Red Dog'
: > In case you haven't guessed I am TOTALLY obsessed with
: > 'Red Dog' [Absolute FACT!!!]
: > I try so hard to... be her bane
: > Because 'Red Dog' drives me... so insane
: >
: > There's not another soul
: > Who could make my life whole like 'Red Dog' ...
: >
: > It's auto-matic - I am just a fanatic for 'Red Dog' ...
: >
: > There's no misgiving
: > She's the reason I am living - my 'Red Dog' ...
: >
: > She wrote this song to her from me
: > 'Cause I let her consume me ... oh ecstasy!
: >
: > I'd be SO depressed if I couldn't be
: > obsessed with 'Red Dog' ...
: >
: > I'm just comPELLED to rave 'cause I am
: > just a slave to 'Red Dog' ... *giggle*
: >
: > [SWEEEEEET!!!!!!]
: > [EXITS SWOONING]
: >
: > [I JUST LOVE IT WHEN 'RED DOG' POUNDS ME!]
: > ...
: >
:
: LOL!
:
: You'll only encourage her with that kind of thing, you know.


Life is so simple in Trollzilla's world...

"Wake up, write 17 posts about Carol, break for lunch.

"Write 10 more posts about Carol. Read Carol's 5 new usenet
posts that have nothing to do with me, post 8 followups to
each of Carol's posts to tell everyone how ugly Carol is.

"Spend 2 hours googling up negative things written about
Carol 5-7 years ago. Write 11 posts about what a horrible
person Carol is.

"Spend half hour working on my new song parody about
Carol's dead child being consumed by maggots. Post my
parody in all 17 groups where Carol has posted during the
last six months.

"Switch from WebTV to PC and post 9 messages saying
that Carol is obsessed with me and can't ignore me.

"Break for dinner. Return to computer, spend evening
reposting all the posts I posted about Carol two days
ago and add 'Excellent!' and 'I just love it when he
pounds 'em!' to each of them.

"If I have time, go back and repost messages I wrote
a week or two ago, just in case anyone missed them
the first time, or second or third.

"Try to watch TV but can't remember if I wrote about
Carol's photo making me vomit; sign in on WebTV again
and post 8 messages about puking.

"Fall asleep at keyboard. Wake up in middle of the night
with inspiration, having thought of new synonym for
'giggle'. Go online for two hours and post 15 messages
about how Carol is too weak willed to just ignore me,
adding *titter* at end of each one.

"Fall back to sleep.

"Morning: repeat the day before."

[Roofshadow]

Post by Carol Shubert
: > This is something I wrote that I published at my song parody
: > page last month. Thought you might enjoy reading it, Roofie.
: >
: >
: > Title: "RED DOG" .....
: > an oldie performed by Mary Wells
: > Sung to the tune of "MY GUY"
: >
: > [From my endlessly devoted stalker Trollzilla, about me]
: >
: > Everything she does
: > Just makes me go nuts for 'Red Dog'
: > Every word she says
: > Just gets me so obsessed with 'Red Dog'
: >
: > I follow her around, call her names for attention
: > I'm so in suspense 'til
: > She gives me a mention
: > I spend most of my time
: > Going out of my mind for 'Red Dog'
: >
: > Nothing I confess
: > Could make less obsessed with 'Red Dog' [FACT]
: > You know I can't 'gnore 'cause
: > No one else means more than 'Red Dog'
: >
: > I spend all day writing posts to her honor
: > I need to write hundreds - and I'm gonna
: > When I write to her sarcastic
: > 'Red Dog' makes me orgasmic oh 'Red Dog'
: >
: > As a matter of psychosis
: > I just can't stop *giggle*
: > That is why I jump when I think she says hop
: > I pretend I control her but it's the reverse [of
course!]
: > I've got it so bad I can't get any worse
: >
: > No reason no excuse could ever pry me loose from 'Red Dog'
: > In case you haven't guessed I am TOTALLY obsessed with
: > 'Red Dog' [Absolute FACT!!!]
: > I try so hard to... be her bane
: > Because 'Red Dog' drives me... so insane
: >
: > There's not another soul
: > Who could make my life whole like 'Red Dog' ...
: >
: > It's auto-matic - I am just a fanatic for 'Red Dog' ...
: >
: > There's no misgiving
: > She's the reason I am living - my 'Red Dog' ...
: >
: > She wrote this song to her from me
: > 'Cause I let her consume me ... oh ecstasy!
: >
: > I'd be SO depressed if I couldn't be
: > obsessed with 'Red Dog' ...
: >
: > I'm just comPELLED to rave 'cause I am
: > just a slave to 'Red Dog' ... *giggle*
: >
: > [SWEEEEEET!!!!!!]
: > [EXITS SWOONING]
: >
: > [I JUST LOVE IT WHEN 'RED DOG' POUNDS ME!]
: > ...
: >
: LOL!
: You'll only encourage her with that kind of thing, you know.
Life is so simple in Trollzilla's world...
"Wake up, write 17 posts about Carol, break for lunch.
"Write 10 more posts about Carol. Read Carol's 5 new usenet
posts that have nothing to do with me, post 8 followups to
each of Carol's posts to tell everyone how ugly Carol is.
"Spend 2 hours googling up negative things written about
Carol 5-7 years ago. Write 11 posts about what a horrible
person Carol is.
"Spend half hour working on my new song parody about
Carol's dead child being consumed by maggots. Post my
parody in all 17 groups where Carol has posted during the
last six months.
"Switch from WebTV to PC and post 9 messages saying
that Carol is obsessed with me and can't ignore me.
"Break for dinner. Return to computer, spend evening
reposting all the posts I posted about Carol two days
ago and add 'Excellent!' and 'I just love it when he
pounds 'em!' to each of them.
a week or two ago, just in case anyone missed them
the first time, or second or third.
"Try to watch TV but can't remember if I wrote about
Carol's photo making me vomit; sign in on WebTV again
and post 8 messages about puking.
"Fall asleep at keyboard. Wake up in middle of the night
with inspiration, having thought of new synonym for
'giggle'. Go online for two hours and post 15 messages
about how Carol is too weak willed to just ignore me,
adding *titter* at end of each one.
"Fall back to sleep.
"Morning: repeat the day before."

Sounds pretty accurate to me... but don't forget: SHE controls YOU.

LOL

[Peter J Ross]

Post by Carol Shubert
Life is so simple in Trollzilla's world...
"Wake up, write 17 posts about Carol, break for lunch.
"Write 10 more posts about Carol. Read Carol's 5 new usenet
posts that have nothing to do with me, post 8 followups to
each of Carol's posts to tell everyone how ugly Carol is.
"Spend 2 hours googling up negative things written about
Carol 5-7 years ago. Write 11 posts about what a horrible
person Carol is.
"Spend half hour working on my new song parody about
Carol's dead child being consumed by maggots. Post my
parody in all 17 groups where Carol has posted during the
last six months.
"Switch from WebTV to PC and post 9 messages saying
that Carol is obsessed with me and can't ignore me.
"Break for dinner. Return to computer, spend evening
reposting all the posts I posted about Carol two days
ago and add 'Excellent!' and 'I just love it when he
pounds 'em!' to each of them.
a week or two ago, just in case anyone missed them
the first time, or second or third.
"Try to watch TV but can't remember if I wrote about
Carol's photo making me vomit; sign in on WebTV again
and post 8 messages about puking.
"Fall asleep at keyboard. Wake up in middle of the night
with inspiration, having thought of new synonym for
'giggle'. Go online for two hours and post 15 messages
about how Carol is too weak willed to just ignore me,
adding *titter* at end of each one.
"Fall back to sleep.
"Morning: repeat the day before."

*applause*

A truly wonderful insight into the life of a Usenet Kook. Mutatis
mutandis, this could describe dozens of 'em.

Btw, how should this kook's name appear on the ballot paper for the
two awards it's been nominated for so far? At the moment I have "The
Sniggler, aka Trollzilla". Will that do? One of the original
nomination threads named the kook as "Red Dog", but that seems to be
somebody else's alias.

The ballot is due to appear approximately 50 hours from now. In order
for your kook to perform well, somebody will need to crosspost the
ballot to the relevant groups. Roofie, are you taking note?

PJR :-)

[Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger]

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by Carol Shubert
Life is so simple in Trollzilla's world...
"Wake up, write 17 posts about Carol, break for lunch.
"Write 10 more posts about Carol. Read Carol's 5 new usenet
posts that have nothing to do with me, post 8 followups to
each of Carol's posts to tell everyone how ugly Carol is.
"Spend 2 hours googling up negative things written about
Carol 5-7 years ago. Write 11 posts about what a horrible
person Carol is.
"Spend half hour working on my new song parody about
Carol's dead child being consumed by maggots. Post my
parody in all 17 groups where Carol has posted during the
last six months.
"Switch from WebTV to PC and post 9 messages saying
that Carol is obsessed with me and can't ignore me.
"Break for dinner. Return to computer, spend evening
reposting all the posts I posted about Carol two days
ago and add 'Excellent!' and 'I just love it when he
pounds 'em!' to each of them.
a week or two ago, just in case anyone missed them
the first time, or second or third.
"Try to watch TV but can't remember if I wrote about
Carol's photo making me vomit; sign in on WebTV again
and post 8 messages about puking.
"Fall asleep at keyboard. Wake up in middle of the night
with inspiration, having thought of new synonym for
'giggle'. Go online for two hours and post 15 messages
about how Carol is too weak willed to just ignore me,
adding *titter* at end of each one.
"Fall back to sleep.
"Morning: repeat the day before."

*applause*
A truly wonderful insight into the life of a Usenet Kook. Mutatis
mutandis, this could describe dozens of 'em.
Btw, how should this kook's name appear on the ballot paper for the
two awards it's been nominated for so far? At the moment I have "The
Sniggler, aka Trollzilla". Will that do? One of the original
nomination threads named the kook as "Red Dog", but that seems to be
somebody else's alias.
The ballot is due to appear approximately 50 hours from now. In order
for your kook to perform well, somebody will need to crosspost the
ballot to the relevant groups. Roofie, are you taking note?

Post by Carol Shubert

Peter you are running a volunteer's job like
you are on a payroll.

PJR :-)
--
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
[To reply by email, remove "NOSPAM".]

[Roofshadow]

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by Carol Shubert
Life is so simple in Trollzilla's world...
"Wake up, write 17 posts about Carol, break for lunch.
"Write 10 more posts about Carol. Read Carol's 5 new usenet
posts that have nothing to do with me, post 8 followups to
each of Carol's posts to tell everyone how ugly Carol is.
"Spend 2 hours googling up negative things written about
Carol 5-7 years ago. Write 11 posts about what a horrible
person Carol is.
"Spend half hour working on my new song parody about
Carol's dead child being consumed by maggots. Post my
parody in all 17 groups where Carol has posted during the
last six months.
"Switch from WebTV to PC and post 9 messages saying
that Carol is obsessed with me and can't ignore me.
"Break for dinner. Return to computer, spend evening
reposting all the posts I posted about Carol two days
ago and add 'Excellent!' and 'I just love it when he
pounds 'em!' to each of them.
a week or two ago, just in case anyone missed them
the first time, or second or third.
"Try to watch TV but can't remember if I wrote about
Carol's photo making me vomit; sign in on WebTV again
and post 8 messages about puking.
"Fall asleep at keyboard. Wake up in middle of the night
with inspiration, having thought of new synonym for
'giggle'. Go online for two hours and post 15 messages
about how Carol is too weak willed to just ignore me,
adding *titter* at end of each one.
"Fall back to sleep.
"Morning: repeat the day before."

*applause*
A truly wonderful insight into the life of a Usenet Kook. Mutatis
mutandis, this could describe dozens of 'em.
Btw, how should this kook's name appear on the ballot paper for the
two awards it's been nominated for so far? At the moment I have "The
Sniggler, aka Trollzilla". Will that do? One of the original
nomination threads named the kook as "Red Dog", but that seems to be
somebody else's alias.

No, that's one of hers too.

Post by Peter J Ross
The ballot is due to appear approximately 50 hours from now. In order
for your kook to perform well, somebody will need to crosspost the
ballot to the relevant groups. Roofie, are you taking note?

I'll be all over it!

Carol can help too - she's more familiar with this kOOk's haunts than I am.

[Carol Shubert]

"Roofshadow" <***@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message news:vPSdnXDg0N3U-xvcRVn-***@comcast.com...
<snip>
: > The ballot is due to appear approximately 50 hours from now. In order
: > for your kook to perform well, somebody will need to crosspost the
: > ballot to the relevant groups. Roofie, are you taking note?
:
: I'll be all over it!
:
: Carol can help too - she's more familiar with this kOOk's haunts than I
am.


Trollzilla and her socks are also known in
alt.fan.george-clooney, rec.arts.movies.past-films,
alt.music.cheap-trick, alt.showbiz.gossip,
alt.tv.twilight-zone, rec.arts.tv, alt.music.garbage,
rec.arts.comics.marvel.xbooks, rec.humor
and alt.humor.jewish.

For starters.

[Roofshadow]

Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 15:13:57 -0500, Roofshadow

On Mon, 01 Nov 2004 11:30:21 -0500, Roofshadow

Re: A new classic of kookology (was: Re: Babykilla: a Hellish failure (Thank
God)
...Calls alt.usenet.kooks its "Home Sweet Home"

Post by Peter J Ross
Roofie, are you taking note?

Because Roofie is the subservient little slave/gofer at alt.usenet.kooks?
Oh well...

What the hell is this?

Kook logic.
Kooks like Zilla and Kenny Pangborn believe if a news
group is named alt.usenet.kooks then it is where
kooks post.

It's a place that shackles the cry-ing kooks [like Roofs and Ratz],
allowing them to let their tears roll down the backsides of their
fellow shackled-kooks at the kook ng.

If you wanted Aratzio to see this why didn't you post it to AUK?

Because, k0oK, he knew you'd be the spanked gofer...and relay his message *for* him?
Pawn. ;P

Coward.

[Aratzio]

On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 11:43:57 -0500, Roofshadow

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 15:13:57 -0500, Roofshadow

On Mon, 01 Nov 2004 11:30:21 -0500, Roofshadow

Re: A new classic of kookology (was: Re: Babykilla: a Hellish failure (Thank
God)
...Calls alt.usenet.kooks its "Home Sweet Home"

Post by Peter J Ross
Roofie, are you taking note?

Because Roofie is the subservient little slave/gofer at alt.usenet.kooks?
Oh well...

What the hell is this?

Kook logic.
Kooks like Zilla and Kenny Pangborn believe if a news
group is named alt.usenet.kooks then it is where
kooks post.

It's a place that shackles the cry-ing kooks [like Roofs and Ratz],
allowing them to let their tears roll down the backsides of their
fellow shackled-kooks at the kook ng.

If you wanted Aratzio to see this why didn't you post it to AUK?

Because, k0oK, he knew you'd be the spanked gofer...and relay his message *for* him?
Pawn. ;P

Coward.

Quite cowardly. Always count on the kooks to run from any sort of
actual confrontation. Zilly has very little in the way to offer other
than its insanity. Running around posting random words in random
froups and snecking the froups line is by definition kooky and
cowardly. Hence Zilly is a coward and a kook. Running from either of
us is even a greater indictment of cowardice. Given that we are the
past and current AUK FNGs.

'Ratz

[Roofshadow]

Post by Aratzio
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 11:43:57 -0500, Roofshadow

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 15:13:57 -0500, Roofshadow

On Mon, 01 Nov 2004 11:30:21 -0500, Roofshadow

Re: A new classic of kookology (was: Re: Babykilla: a Hellish failure (Thank
God)
...Calls alt.usenet.kooks its "Home Sweet Home"

Post by Peter J Ross
Roofie, are you taking note?

Because Roofie is the subservient little slave/gofer at alt.usenet.kooks?
Oh well...

What the hell is this?

Kook logic.
Kooks like Zilla and Kenny Pangborn believe if a news
group is named alt.usenet.kooks then it is where
kooks post.

It's a place that shackles the cry-ing kooks [like Roofs and Ratz],
allowing them to let their tears roll down the backsides of their
fellow shackled-kooks at the kook ng.

If you wanted Aratzio to see this why didn't you post it to AUK?

Because, k0oK, he knew you'd be the spanked gofer...and relay his message *for* him?
Pawn. ;P

Coward.

Quite cowardly. Always count on the kooks to run from any sort of
actual confrontation. Zilly has very little in the way to offer other
than its insanity. Running around posting random words in random
froups and snecking the froups line is by definition kooky and
cowardly. Hence Zilly is a coward and a kook. Running from either of
us is even a greater indictment of cowardice. Given that we are the
past and current AUK FNGs.

I really hope she wins CoTM!

[Roofshadow]

Posted to AUK without comment.

Post by Aratzio
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 11:43:57 -0500, Roofshadow

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 15:13:57 -0500, Roofshadow

On Mon, 01 Nov 2004 11:30:21 -0500, Roofshadow

Re: A new classic of kookology (was: Re: Babykilla: a Hellish failure (Thank
God)
...Calls alt.usenet.kooks its "Home Sweet Home"

Post by Peter J Ross
Roofie, are you taking note?

Because Roofie is the subservient little slave/gofer at alt.usenet.kooks?
Oh well...

What the hell is this?

Kook logic.
Kooks like Zilla and Kenny Pangborn believe if a news
group is named alt.usenet.kooks then it is where
kooks post.

It's a place that shackles the cry-ing kooks [like Roofs and Ratz],
allowing them to let their tears roll down the backsides of their
fellow shackled-kooks at the kook ng.

If you wanted Aratzio to see this why didn't you post it to AUK?

Because, k0oK, he knew you'd be the spanked gofer...and relay his message *for* him?
Pawn. ;P

Coward.

Quite cowardly. Always count on the kooks to run from any sort of
actual confrontation. Zilly has very little in the way to offer other
than its insanity. Running around posting random words in random
froups and snecking the froups line is by definition kooky and
cowardly. Hence Zilly is a coward and a kook. Running from either of
us is even a greater indictment of cowardice. Given that we are the
past and current AUK FNGs.
'Ratz

--Ratz, just pissied 'cause it wants to feed, but we make it wait for
patsy Roofshadow to relay our replies...as soon as patsy sneaks into
agc, via the back door, to feed. :)

[Roofshadow]

Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

It still sure is quiet around here!!!!

[Frenchin' lef' 'cep] :)

Why

"Into the killfile you go"
"locked away in my killfile!"
~Roofshadow, a preacher of "killfile" and *ignore*
"Ignore my earlier reply. Sorry."
~Roofshadow, a spanked and ousted feeder – too spanked to take own advice
Oh well...

things were addressed

Your hypocrisy.
Idiot.

Again I didn't write any of that stuff in reply to you.

k00k.

[Roofshadow]

Whenas in silks my pretty Jenna goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

It still sure is quiet around here!!!!

[Frenchin' lef' 'cep] :)

Why

"Into the killfile you go"
"locked away in my killfile!"
~Roofshadow, a preacher of "killfile" and *ignore*
"Ignore my earlier reply. Sorry."
~Roofshadow, a spanked and ousted feeder – too spanked to take own advice
Oh well...

things were addressed

Your hypocrisy.
Idiot.

Again

Because on Tue, 12 Oct 2004 you *tried* to sneak out the back door...
<chortle>

I did?

Proof?

[Roofshadow]

Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

group is named alt.usenet.kooks then it is where kooks post

...where spanked k0oKs post - Proof...
"Into the killfile you go"
"locked away in my killfile!"
~Roofshadow, a preacher of "killfile" and *ignore*
"Ignore my earlier reply. Sorry."
~Roofshadow, a spanked and ousted feeder – too spanked to take own advice

those replies were written to YOU right?

<Snag!>

You're so bad at this that you have to re-edit other peoples' words in
order to address their points.

Those replies were NOT written to you.

k00k.

[Roofshadow]

Whenas in silks my pretty Jenna goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

group is named alt.usenet.kooks then it is where kooks post

...where spanked k0oKs post - Proof...
"Into the killfile you go"
"locked away in my killfile!"
~Roofshadow, a preacher of "killfile" and *ignore*
"Ignore my earlier reply. Sorry."
~Roofshadow, a spanked and ousted feeder – too spanked to take own advice

those replies were written to YOU right?

<Snag!>

Those replies were NOT written to you.

You contradicted yourself, gofer. ;P
<spank>

Nope - just correcting your re-editing of my post.

[Roofshadow]

Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

group is named alt.usenet.kooks then it is where kooks post

...where spanked k0oKs post - Proof...
"Into the killfile you go"
"locked away in my killfile!"
~Roofshadow, a preacher of "killfile" and *ignore*
"Ignore my earlier reply. Sorry."
~Roofshadow, a spanked and ousted feeder – too spanked to take own advice

those replies were written to YOU right?

<Snag!>

Post by Roofshadow

Oh well...

indeed!

Again...
<Snag!>

Still having to re-edit posts to "win" huh?

How sad for you.

[Roofshadow]

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

group is named alt.usenet.kooks then it is where kooks post

...where spanked k0oKs post - Proof...
"Into the killfile you go"
"locked away in my killfile!"
~Roofshadow, a preacher of "killfile" and *ignore*
"Ignore my earlier reply. Sorry."
~Roofshadow, a spanked and ousted feeder – too spanked to take own advice

those replies were written to YOU right?

<Snag!>

Post by Roofshadow

Oh well...

indeed!

Again...
<Snag!>

Still having to re-edit posts to "win" huh

--Roofshadow, admitting that it's losing and that we're winning

Evidently you don't understand what quotation marks around words mean in
a context like that.

Surprise.

Yay!
*prattle*

And you still don't know what "prattle" means though I have to say it's
quite appropriate for your posts.

[Roofshadow]

Posted to AUK without comment.

Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how sweetly

Post by Roofshadow

Post by Aratzio
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 11:43:57 -0500, Roofshadow

Post by Roofshadow
Whenas in silks my pretty Brooke goes, Then, then, methinks, how

sweetly

Post by Aratzio

Post by Roofshadow

On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 15:13:57 -0500, Roofshadow

On Mon, 01 Nov 2004 11:30:21 -0500, Roofshadow

Re: A new classic of kookology (was: Re: Babykilla: a Hellish

failure (Thank

Post by Aratzio

Post by Roofshadow

God)
...Calls alt.usenet.kooks its "Home Sweet Home"

Post by Peter J Ross
Roofie, are you taking note?

Because Roofie is the subservient little slave/gofer at

alt.usenet.kooks?

Post by Aratzio

Post by Roofshadow

Oh well...

What the hell is this?

Kook logic.
Kooks like Zilla and Kenny Pangborn believe if a news
group is named alt.usenet.kooks then it is where
kooks post.

It's a place that shackles the cry-ing kooks [like Roofs and

Ratz],

Post by Aratzio

Post by Roofshadow

allowing them to let their tears roll down the backsides of their
fellow shackled-kooks at the kook ng.

If you wanted Aratzio to see this why didn't you post it to AUK?

Because, k0oK, he knew you'd be the spanked gofer...and relay his

message *for* him?

Post by Aratzio

Post by Roofshadow

Pawn. ;P

froups and snecking the froups line

Spanked puss, you're just upset because you have the choice of
watching Pawnshadow play the kicked-around little gofer...or you'll
have to "subscribe" to a NG that we post at to see our replies.
Baby-cry ...are you just about ready to figure it out? Instead of TH3
x-posting into a NG where the Feeders usually hang out at...the
Feeders are usually forced to "subscribe" to the NG that TH3 is
posting at, just to further establish their feeder/pawn status - doing
the exact opposite of what the Feeder had originally planned. 8P
<cachinnating>

[Roofshadow]

--Red DOG, absolutely making sure to stay right in the middle of her
15+ month long flamewar...15+ months **after** she promised to never
reply even one time
=)

Post by Carol Shubert
Life is so simple in Trollzilla's world...

Life in the non-mother Red DOG's world after being struck out 3 times
by God...

Post by Carol Shubert
"Wake up, write 17 posts about Carol, break for
lunch.

Pry your eyelashes apart...crying yourself to sleep stuck them like
glue, aGAIN.

Post by Carol Shubert
"Write 10 more posts about Carol. Read Carol's 5 new
usenet posts that have nothing to do with me, post 8
followups to each of Carol's posts to tell everyone
how ugly Carol is.

Ugly "Carol" gets moving with a few grunts and groans, grinding her
teeth and jutting her lantern jaw to spur her out of her bed/sofa.

Post by Carol Shubert
"Spend 2 hours googling up negative things written
about Carol 5-7 years ago. Write 11 posts about what
a horrible person Carol is.

Drags her feet past her horrible looking hallway mirror, pausing to
http://www.rainy-day-laughter.com/rdlvanity
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Post by Carol Shubert
"Spend half hour working on my new song parody about
Carol's dead child being consumed by maggots. Post my
parody in all 17 groups where Carol has posted during
the last six months.

Spends 45 minutes in a hot tub, trying to work some life back into
those 58 year old bones of a self-admitted shut-in.

Post by Carol Shubert
"Switch from WebTV to PC and post 9 messages saying
that Carol is obsessed with me and can't ignore me.

Bounce from making Usenet postings to people that you pretend to have
filtered and vowed to 'gnore way over a year ago to making constant
website updates for the ones that you pretend to be bored with.

Post by Carol Shubert
"Break for dinner. Return to computer, spend evening
reposting all the posts I posted about Carol two days
ago and add 'Excellent!' and 'I just love it when he
pounds 'em!' to each of them.

Eat a red crayon mixed with tears, while looking at the 3 empty 5x7
picture frames.

Post by Carol Shubert
a week or two ago, just in case anyone missed them
the first time, or second or third.

Play another game of solitaire dominos.

Post by Carol Shubert
"Try to watch TV but can't remember if I wrote about
Carol's photo making me vomit; sign in on WebTV again
and post 8 messages about puking.

After making a meal out of a bowl of popcorn, remember to change the
addys of several "puke" inducing photos, before too many notice just
how ugly they looked.

Post by Carol Shubert
"Fall asleep at keyboard. Wake up in middle of the
night with inspiration, having thought of new synonym
for 'giggle'. Go online for two hours and post 15
messages about how Carol is too weak willed to just
ignore me, adding *titter* at end of each one.

Spam a few dead threads, hoping that somebody will notice the sig and
help Carol fight her 15+ month ongoing flamewar for her.

Post by Carol Shubert
"Fall back to sleep.

Flop back on the sofa/bed. Strap on Acme Heavy-Duty Chin Support.

Post by Carol Shubert
"Morning: repeat the day before."

"Morning: repeat the day before."

How many times are you going to post the same thing, K00k?